Well, well! Jesus knew a little part of the true, he did not know about beer volcanos because he was teached by FSM only in the inicial truths (was not yet the time). Himself claimed that, when imagined himself as a simple bread. Sometimes bread come to take part in banquet, but in canap form, only to open the dinner. After it be retired from the table come a lot of dishes much more importants. The most important of those plates is our Lord: Flying Spaghetti Monster.
I believe, so I know : that's most certainly true!!!
Que o macarrãozão voador à bolonhesa abençoe a todos!!!! (FSM bless you, in portuguese
Sorry if my grammar is not perfect. I am a new pirate and my English is still christian.