Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie

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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie

Postby Moral Minority » Sat Jul 26, 2008 10:23 am

Where the fuck are we?

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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie

Postby fueledbycoffee » Sat Jul 26, 2008 11:52 am

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's... ah, crap, false alarm, it's a plane.

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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Sat Jul 26, 2008 2:36 pm

Leave me be , I'm tired , call the Justice League .
Remembering St. John
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering Black Bart
Remembering Pieces o' Nine :cry:
Remembering Afterglo ( though he may no longer remember us )
An' tryin ta membarr warr oi poit me blastid spectaculls Dammit ! :furious:

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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie

Postby fueledbycoffee » Sat Jul 26, 2008 2:46 pm

Robin: Holy Cow, Batman, it's the Bat-Signal! Gordon needs us!
Batman: Screw that fascist prick. I'm gonna go picket Harvey's trial. Oh, and ring Barbara. Daddy needs a tongue-bath.
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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie

Postby Edd » Mon Jul 28, 2008 1:23 pm

My name is The Green Lantern, got it? It may not be as sexy as ‘Spiderman’ but if you don’t like it you can save your own ass next time.
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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie

Postby Nephelokokkygia89 » Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:22 pm

Is it a bird?

Is it a plane?

Whatever it is, it's headed right for the World Trade Centre.
Καί ἐπήρωτα αὐτόν τί σοί ὀνόμα καί ἀπεκρίθη λέγων λεγεών ὀνόμα μοί ὁτί πόλλοι ἐσμέν·

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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie

Postby Moral Minority » Tue Jul 29, 2008 3:48 am

Fuck the damsel in distress, I am late for my pilates.

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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie

Postby Edd » Mon Aug 04, 2008 2:39 pm

Mr. Bruce Wayne? I’m from the IRS and I have a few questions about these deductions for a ‘bat cave,’ a ‘bat-mobile,’ a ‘utility belt’ and some of your other ‘business expenses.’
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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Mon Aug 04, 2008 9:44 pm

Run for your life!!! It's Bugs Bunny!!!!
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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Fri Aug 08, 2008 8:19 pm

Exuse me for a moment, I need to take a bat-dump.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie

Postby Moral Minority » Sat Aug 09, 2008 4:23 am

Quick, Robin. To the Bat-asphyxiation chamber.

(Batman is a fetishist)

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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Sat Aug 09, 2008 5:54 am

Quick Robin, to Comissioner Gordon's house. His wife owes me some poontang. (Sp?)
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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie

Postby Moral Minority » Sat Aug 09, 2008 7:37 am

Holy macaroni, Batman. You never told me lubeless would hurt this much.

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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie

Postby black bart » Tue Aug 12, 2008 6:15 am

Robin, I cannot believe our luck ...yet again the dastardly Joker has tied us up but neglected to remove our masks or our utility belts and given us a whole week to work out an escape plan before the next episode begins.
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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie

Postby farfalla » Wed Aug 13, 2008 10:36 am

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