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Re: The Heavy Metal Band Game

Postby fueledbycoffee on Thu Jul 24, 2008 3:36 am

Kolaloka lemonade Armageddon

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And apparently, a reference to a penis-enhancing drug has been changed to Kolaloka Lemonade. I love censorship, yes I do.
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Re: The Heavy Metal Band Game

Postby black bart on Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:01 am

fueledbycoffee wrote:Kolaloka lemonade Armageddon

Talking to Strangers

Touched by a Priest

Crossbow Monk (If you get that reference, you get a cookie. No, it's not Eternal Darkness.)

And apparently, a reference to a penis-enhancing drug has been changed to Kolaloka Lemonade. I love censorship, yes I do.


The Crossbow monks in Resident Evil...I like chocolate chip matey. :D
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Re: The Heavy Metal Band Game

Postby fueledbycoffee on Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:08 am

Okay, since I can't find the article online anymore, you get the cookie.

I was actually referring to an incident about seven or eight years ago, where a guy cut off a monk on the road, pulled over to apologize, and the monk shot him with a crossbow. It's one of the most incredible road rage stories I've ever heard, not just because it was a monk, but because he had a frakkin' crossbow.
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Re: The Heavy Metal Band Game

Postby black bart on Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:11 am

fueledbycoffee wrote:Okay, since I can't find the article online anymore, you get the cookie.

I was actually referring to an incident about seven or eight years ago, where a guy cut off a monk on the road, pulled over to apologize, and the monk shot him with a crossbow. It's one of the most incredible road rage stories I've ever heard, not just because it was a monk, but because he had a frakkin' crossbow.


Did you see the 'Heavy Metal Monk' in another thread?

What is happening with monasteries these days?
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Re: The Heavy Metal Band Game

Postby fueledbycoffee on Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:55 am

They're lettin' the wrong people in, same with the priesthood.
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Re: The Heavy Metal Band Game

Postby black bart on Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:33 am

It'll be Hell's Nuns next!

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Re: The Heavy Metal Band Game

Postby Deci23 on Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:37 am

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Re: The Heavy Metal Band Game

Postby Elastoman on Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:11 pm

black bart wrote:Did you see the 'Heavy Metal Monk' in another thread?

What is happening with monasteries these days?


C'mon - that dude is awesome.

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Re: The Heavy Metal Band Game

Postby fueledbycoffee on Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:15 pm

Yes, he is. But he's not what you'd expect from a monk. Of course, the Capuchins are just weird. Must come from being named after monkeys. My uncle's friend, Dennis, is a Capuchin. He swears frequently, drinks merrily, and is quite a lech. My kind of guy. and a monk.

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Re: The Heavy Metal Band Game

Postby Elastoman on Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:39 pm

fueledbycoffee wrote:Yes, he is. But he's not what you'd expect from a monk. Of course, the Capuchins are just weird. Must come from being named after monkeys. My uncle's friend, Dennis, is a Capuchin. He swears frequently, drinks merrily, and is quite a lech. My kind of guy. and a monk.


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Re: The Heavy Metal Band Game

Postby fueledbycoffee on Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:46 pm

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Re: The Heavy Metal Band Game

Postby Moral Minority on Fri Jul 25, 2008 4:55 am

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Re: The Heavy Metal Band Game

Postby black bart on Fri Jul 25, 2008 6:11 am

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Re: The Heavy Metal Band Game

Postby Moral Minority on Fri Jul 25, 2008 6:11 am

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Re: The Heavy Metal Band Game

Postby black bart on Fri Jul 25, 2008 6:14 am

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