TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)

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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)

Postby Elastoman » Wed Jul 16, 2008 1:29 am

Well, whot be ferther from reel life then a bit o fan tassy loike that, eh? An they's well wrote.

TPBM fails ta' wash b'fore meetin' ther blin' date.
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Wed Jul 16, 2008 2:28 am

Are ye daft, man? It's her eyes that don't work...not her nose!

TPBM finds that Fish Head Stew is remarkable for clearing up athlete's foot.
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)

Postby Elastoman » Wed Jul 16, 2008 2:35 am

Better'n a quart o' pish on yer toesies, ain't it?

TPBM 'as a mortal fear o' flyin' fish.
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)

Postby black bart » Wed Jul 16, 2008 5:30 am

Aaarrrrgh...the little beggers gets stuck in yer peg leg. I has ta send me best water nymph after em:

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The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Wed Jul 16, 2008 3:50 pm

Not so , oi tryit anywarrs .

TPBM has spots on 'is ceilin' abuv 'is bunk ..
Remembering St. John
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering Black Bart
Remembering Pieces o' Nine :cry:
Remembering Afterglo ( though he may no longer remember us )
An' tryin ta membarr warr oi poit me blastid spectaculls Dammit ! :furious:

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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)

Postby Elastoman » Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:56 pm

True 'nuff, mate. I dinn't know rum could go bad, but aparently this stuff did. Were a helluva mess.

TPBM's been bathin' more often lately.
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)

Postby fueledbycoffee » Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:23 pm

Tis true, I been a bit more motivated ta not smell vaguely like a bilge, lately.

TPBM sleeps in the bilge.
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)

Postby black bart » Wed Jul 23, 2008 6:29 am

Aaarrrgh...I fell in arter a couple o Captain's Delights

TPBM does a great impression of Charles Lawton
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Tue Jul 29, 2008 1:57 am

An' I don't even know who he is.

TPBM scuttles the ships a'fore they loot 'em, just ta save time.
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)

Postby ChowMein » Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:18 pm

Yarr , 'strewth ,
Oi needs me proparr allokayshun ove beauty sleep oil 'ave ye nose !

TPBM is a prowde parrint ove NYBB !

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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) » Fri Feb 27, 2009 11:57 pm

Awkk! Awwk! nottrooattealle Awkk! Awwk!..

[erm, oi foughte ye sedde parrit, bruddah CM--soe, neffer mynde, ya?]

TPBM 'as lette 'is (or 'er) "Pyllygynge Lye-senzzz" hexpyre 'n' naow wurrkes fer Portsmouth-Dizz-knee as a pyratickal hextra in fillums.
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM

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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:07 pm

An' dey paye bittir'n the pilligyin', oi tells ye! Ye jus' gotta put yer foot doon when dey arsk ye ta get et by crockoshites, oi mean crockodyles.
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) » Sun Mar 01, 2009 12:30 am

An' aftarrgh 2, yez runnes oota feets t'putte doon, ya daft buggah! allus ooze summon l-sez feets wen yer neere-abaht crocs..dat weigh, wen dere feets gette chomp'ed, ye kin stylle roon awee (er, inne yer case, DeTH, toorne intae a batte an' flye..)

TPBM wunce treated Big Brenda t' "alle ye kin eate nyghte" atte da Tumescent Udder* & liv'ed t'telle abaht itte..

*jes' a tweetche anna weegle doon da lane frae da Addy B (onne da weigh t' Madame Fifi's......er zo oi'm toll'ed :roll: )
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM

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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)

Postby black bart » Mon Mar 02, 2009 8:33 am

Arrrgh...I can't remember how ta do this thread...I blames Nef Yoo BB fer lowerin standards!
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) » Tue Mar 03, 2009 1:30 am

TPAM also blames that shining-visaged childe fer 'is unfortunate 'air colouring an' jinny-rull haire uv unne-repennant klownne-neff..

TPBM has D-sigh-unnz onne Pirgella's leetle seestah, Hilda-the-Goony..
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM


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