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The Heavy Metal Band Game

Postby Moral Minority on Tue Jul 15, 2008 4:34 am

Invent a funny, serious, angsty or just downright stupid name for a heavy metal band.

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Re: The Heavy Metal Band Game

Postby Andrey Kurtenkov on Tue Jul 15, 2008 6:51 am

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Re: The Heavy Metal Band Game

Postby black bart on Tue Jul 15, 2008 8:40 am

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Re: The Heavy Metal Band Game

Postby Wawizzle on Tue Jul 15, 2008 6:41 pm

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Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Jul 15, 2008 6:47 pm

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Re: The Heavy Metal Band Game

Postby Wawizzle on Tue Jul 15, 2008 6:51 pm

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Re: The Heavy Metal Band Game

Postby Capellini on Tue Jul 15, 2008 7:15 pm

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both actual bands formed by friends when I was in high school, so perhaps cheating, but I still think they're great names.
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Re: The Heavy Metal Band Game

Postby Wawizzle on Tue Jul 15, 2008 7:20 pm

Spermswamp and Torsofuck are also real band names.

It's surprising what is a band name when you look up grindcore.
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Re: The Heavy Metal Band Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Jul 16, 2008 12:04 am

I always wanted to start a band called "The Worst Band in the History of the World" just so that I could come out with an album titled "The Best of the Worst".
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Re: The Heavy Metal Band Game

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Wed Jul 16, 2008 12:06 am

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Re: The Heavy Metal Band Game

Postby Elastoman on Wed Jul 16, 2008 1:57 am

Zankou 2.0 wrote:Anal Deathrape


Too obvious. Gotta stretch yerself a bit, mate.

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Re: The Heavy Metal Band Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Jul 16, 2008 2:22 am

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Re: The Heavy Metal Band Game

Postby fueledbycoffee on Wed Jul 16, 2008 2:23 am

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Re: The Heavy Metal Band Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Jul 16, 2008 2:29 am

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Re: The Heavy Metal Band Game

Postby Elastoman on Wed Jul 16, 2008 2:32 am

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Acidic Flatulence


Tha's not a jokin' matter, mate. Had me some o' that today, due to excessive consumpt'n ov carne adovada last evenin'. And no, it didn't "rock" atall.

Rancheros del Diablo (south of th' border metal.)

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