TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)

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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Apr 29, 2008 1:40 am

Yarr, oi jus' needs te open up te front an' back. Whut else de ye want? Cleanliness?

TPBM's yarrin' sounds loike purrin'.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Jul 13, 2008 12:27 am

You mean I haven't really gotten my YAARRRRRRRR back? :cry:

TPBM has a reward on their head for skippin' out on the bill at Mme. Fifi's
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sun Jul 13, 2008 3:23 am

Nay, it be an award, 'cause that ain't no easy feet!

TPBM onlee noze 'ow to sail inna weather balloon.
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Sun Jul 13, 2008 4:35 am

OI DOZ NAUGHT !

...oi dun lottsa lawn sailing a swell....
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Jul 13, 2008 5:19 am

No wonder the Pirate threads die! We don't follow the rules, then no one knows what to post next...


TPBM, whilst drinking his morning cask of rum, yawned and rubbed his eye with his hook hand, thereby explaining the second eyepatch (thankfully the first was merely to protect night vision in the other eye).
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)

Postby black bart on Mon Jul 14, 2008 5:03 am

Eye Eye ta that matey

TPBM is an Errol Flynn looky like ee
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Jul 14, 2008 12:23 pm

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Yarrr, oi even 'as thee boots!


TPBM 'as slashed all 'is dublette sleaves t'look moarrr dashin'.
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)

Postby DaveL on Tue Jul 15, 2008 6:33 am

Hexcept when Oi did it, Oi amputated me arms!

TPBM wants to get transported to hospital in an 'amputated'
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)

Postby black bart on Tue Jul 15, 2008 7:50 am

No no no...tis but a scratch on me peg leg matey.

TPBM has heard Cap'n Cronan be away on the Spanish Main (on holiday in the Costa Brava)...an they be plannin a raid on Cronan's digs in Portsmouth.
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Jul 15, 2008 6:00 pm

Aye; tis a hopen sea crit in thee fleet.

TPBM claymes t'ave a hack u rat map ov Cronan's digs, witch 'e got orfen Arrgh Bay.
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Tue Jul 15, 2008 7:41 pm

An' oi has maps ta Atlantis , availbull fer a reesonbull prise !

TPBM is also in awe of how quickly PoN and ARRRRRRRGHnabulled has masturd pirate speak !
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)

Postby Elastoman on Tue Jul 15, 2008 8:01 pm

Arr...I'll admit to it, Master Bonney - there be many things regarding them two that leave me struck. Most of 'em er belayin' pins, but some er bigger.

TPBM has a most unnatural fear of maple.
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Jul 15, 2008 9:34 pm

Yarrr!

Hex speshully iffen hit be in the form ov that Canuckustani blaggarrrd, Zankou!

TPBM's ship 'as a hull made of naughtee poine.
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Tue Jul 15, 2008 11:57 pm

No it's knot!

TPBM has yet to stage a successful raiding party...they always stop at the pub for a drink first with all their crew, whereupon violence ensues and the constabulary locks them up for being drunk and disorderly.
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)

Postby aaRghNAbled on Wed Jul 16, 2008 12:02 am

Yarr!

'Dat's all troo 'cep Oi ain't bean lokked up yet! Nokk on BB's peg. 'Sides, oi allayes send me firs' mayte owt t' raid. Aaarrrgh.


TPBM 'as 'iz cabin buoy read 'im a bedtoime storee ebry noite. 'Is fey-brit be 'dat peer ee odd ick ul L'awe an' Orrrdarrrgh.
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