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New Pastafarian prayer

Postby Dancing Wench on Tue Jun 17, 2008 12:09 am

I have been touched by the noodly appendage and blessed with a vision of the best way to say RAmen:

Clasp your hands together, interlocking your fingers, like the Christians would to pray.

Instead of holding your hands tightly closed, wiggle your fingers about like noodly appendages. Go ahead, do it.

Doesn't that look like our carbohydrate-filled lord?

Say RAmen while you do it. And share the word with all our fellow Pastafarians!
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Re: New Pastafarian prayer

Postby Patasfarian Wolf on Fri Jul 04, 2008 7:10 pm

I love this! I have my kids doing it! :D
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Re: New Pastafarian prayer

Postby DaveL on Wed Aug 20, 2008 4:30 pm

Yes and it works too! He heard my every word :wink:
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Re: New Pastafarian prayer

Postby Cardinal Fang on Thu Aug 21, 2008 11:30 am

On the few times we've been out in Oxford preaching the word of the FSM (there are local evangelicals who stand in Cornmarket St denouncing evolution and saying it doesn't exist - so we go and stand opposite them and agree that evolution is "only a theory" and that REAL creationism i.e. the FSM's noodly appendages are the truth), we get the crowd to hold their arms up and wiggle their fingers whilst we lead them in the FSM version of the Lord's Prayer. It looked wicked!

The evangelicals don't like it though... especially as we get bigger crowds!

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Re: New Pastafarian prayer

Postby Nahmala on Fri Sep 26, 2008 3:30 pm

Cardinal Fang wrote:On the few times we've been out in Oxford preaching the word of the FSM (there are local evangelicals who stand in Cornmarket St denouncing evolution and saying it doesn't exist - so we go and stand opposite them and agree that evolution is "only a theory" and that REAL creationism i.e. the FSM's noodly appendages are the truth), we get the crowd to hold their arms up and wiggle their fingers whilst we lead them in the FSM version of the Lord's Prayer. It looked wicked!

The evangelicals don't like it though... especially as we get bigger crowds!

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That's totally amazing! XD

I'm going to pray like that from now on.
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Yeah, makes perfect sense...
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Re: New Pastafarian prayer

Postby 3lke on Sat Sep 27, 2008 2:40 pm

yeah me too :-)

very clever
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Re: New Pastafarian prayer

Postby Andrey Kurtenkov on Sun Sep 28, 2008 2:54 am

Dancing Wench wrote: Go ahead, do it.
Exhilarating and exalting effect! :fsm:
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Re: New Pastafarian prayer

Postby Valanthe on Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:28 pm

Most excellent!
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Re: New Pastafarian prayer

Postby Pirate Johnson on Wed Nov 05, 2008 7:46 am

I was doing that about 3 years ago. I swear on my mother's tits. Honestly I was.

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