we must have a latin phrase, here are some.

[anthrobabe]

damnant quodnon intelligunt: they condem what they do not understand

aut viam inveniam aut faicam: i'll either find a way or make one

[Kanys]

Noster populus facit discrepantiam. Our people make the difference

Orbes Volantes Exstare. Flying saucers are real.

Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare. I think some people in togas are plotting against me.

Sic faciunt omnes. Everyone is doing it.

Stultus est sicut stultus facit. Stupid is as stupid does.

Just a few

Relation to FSMism?




Kanys

[Aedeus]

Ab absurdum - To the absurd

Credo quia absurdum est - I believe it because it is absurd

Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare - I think some people in togas are plotting against me

Utinam pirati spatium proprium tuum invadant! - May pirates invade your personal space!

[ARGH-u-ment0r]

vos vadum non inhio vestri vicinus preteritus - thou shall not covet thy neighbor's pasta

[Cardinal Fang]

How about:

• Eos stupra si jocum nesciunt accipere. (F*ck 'em if they can't take a joke)
• Semper in excremento sum, solum profunditas mutat. (I am Always in the sh*t. Only the depth varies)
• Ita, pecuniam nobis re vera solunt hoc agere. (Yes, they actually pay us money to do this)
• Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici. (By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe.) (quote from "Faust" via "V for Vendetta"_
• Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam (I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.)

CF

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
Translates to:
In the good old days, children like you were left to perish on windswept crags.

I'm going to memorise that, and tell it to my brother.

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

Veni, Vidi, Vermicelli

[fletchba]

Sum, ergo edo.
I am, therefore I eat.

[Andrey Kurtenkov]

Monstrum Volans Pastagenitum (s. Pasta Prodigium Volatus) omnia vincit
(Flying Spaghetti Monster conquers all)
or in concise form:
Pasta omnia vincit
(Pasta conquers all)

[Moral Minority]

Oldthread is old.

[nicci :)]

Veni, Vidi, Vermicelli (I came, I saw, I had pasta)

That's Great! Perhaps it could become this after we go to heaven?

veni animadverto imbibo veni iterum (I came I saw I drank I came again)

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

ARR !ARR ARR ARR ARRR ARR ARRRRARR ARR ARR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ARR ARRRR.....

[Nephelokokkygia89]

Carpe Pastem?

(Seize the Pasta).

And why Latin? Ancient Greek would be just as funky. :p

Πιστεύω γάρ γέλοιος ἐστίν - I believe because it is absurd (Rephrasing what Aedeus already suggested)

Τό ἰπτάμενο μακαρονοτέρας τά πάντη νῑκᾴ - The Flying Spaghetti Monster conquers all!

[ChowMein]

Yeah , but most of us unnerstan Latin beddarr then Greek m8 .

[SandyHook]

There is always the Latin phrase used by Gus McCrea in, "Lonesome Dove." It's on the Hat Creek Cattle Company sign just below the well known, "We Don't Rent Pigs."

Uva Uvam Vivendo Varia Fit

It has a couple of things going for it:

1. You can pretty much claim it says whatever you want it to say.
2. It has the advantage of making as much sense as the rest of religion.
3. Lots of people have heard of it.