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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby Edd on Thu Jun 26, 2008 12:31 pm

If you can't read this, you need better glasses
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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby Wawizzle on Thu Jun 26, 2008 1:08 pm

Another cookie? Have some self control, jackass.
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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby Edd on Thu Jun 26, 2008 1:39 pm

This cookie contains 100% of the Recommended Daily Allowance of Fortune
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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby Wawizzle on Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:03 pm

If only you know how many korean children's rights were violated for you to eat that meal...
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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Jun 27, 2008 3:26 am

Wawizzle wrote:If only you know how many korean children were violated for you to eat that meal...

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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby Edd on Tue Jul 01, 2008 2:31 pm

List of possible side effects from eating this cookie available upon request
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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby darkstone on Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:06 pm

all fortunes are non-refundable.
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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby ken worley on Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:26 pm

Fortune may be exchanged for other fortune of equal value, minus 10% restocking fee.
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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby Elastoman on Thu Jul 03, 2008 7:29 pm

Early bird gets worm - slow dog makes lunch special.
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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby Cpt Celle on Fri Jul 11, 2008 5:07 am

If you stand up, your bottom is going to explode.
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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby Edd on Wed Aug 06, 2008 3:33 pm

This is a message from your future self – whatever you do, don’t ... *only jagged edge of paper remains*
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