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thegoddessofbob wrote:I know that scripture states that it was created in four days, but when?
I propose that it was in 1970 (meaning that it would currently be year 37 in His Noodly Calendar). Anybody that claims to have lived before then is a liar and a heretic.
By the power invested in me by tabloid-reading imbeciles, I name you a pedo-dog!
SandyHook wrote:I must disagree with the above.
The world was created 5,001 years ago.
The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster clearly says "Five thousand years ago: The Beginning. The Flying Spaghetti Monster. . . " This is found on page 51 of the Gospel which was copyrighted in 2006. The remainder of the next couple of pages goes on to describe in detail how creation was managed, rather poorly IMHO.
The fact that it was not revealed to Bobby, Pasta be upon his plate, until recently isn't relevant.
Clearly the question has now been answered.
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