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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby ken worley on Fri Jun 20, 2008 11:15 pm

Your intelligence is as limited as your genitalia
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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby Edd on Wed Jun 25, 2008 2:39 pm

Your vices are your greatest qualities.
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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby Wawizzle on Wed Jun 25, 2008 2:40 pm

Sorry. Please try again.
“We are often hesitant to look at other faiths or to examine our own critically because we feel that, in doing so, we are being disloyal to our own deeply felt convictions. ... And yet our beliefs are not worth very much if they cannot stand up to any scrutiny.” -- James Livingston.
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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby Edd on Wed Jun 25, 2008 2:45 pm

Yesterday's Lucky Numbers : 3, 11, 17
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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby ken worley on Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:31 pm

Your "chopstick" will be bitten by a brown recluse spider.
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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:33 pm

You are ken worley. We are sorry
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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby Wawizzle on Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:36 pm

Sorry, our fortunes are not written in Canadian

Cheap shot. I took it. Bingo. :D
“We are often hesitant to look at other faiths or to examine our own critically because we feel that, in doing so, we are being disloyal to our own deeply felt convictions. ... And yet our beliefs are not worth very much if they cannot stand up to any scrutiny.” -- James Livingston.
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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:37 pm

Eh, baiser mon cul.
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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby Wawizzle on Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:38 pm

Don't look behind you
“We are often hesitant to look at other faiths or to examine our own critically because we feel that, in doing so, we are being disloyal to our own deeply felt convictions. ... And yet our beliefs are not worth very much if they cannot stand up to any scrutiny.” -- James Livingston.
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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:40 pm

You just got owned at American politics by a fifteen year old Canadian.
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The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II


Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby Wawizzle on Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:45 pm

That wasn't chicken

I stole that one from a really funny picture.
“We are often hesitant to look at other faiths or to examine our own critically because we feel that, in doing so, we are being disloyal to our own deeply felt convictions. ... And yet our beliefs are not worth very much if they cannot stand up to any scrutiny.” -- James Livingston.
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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:48 pm

Wawizzle wrote:That wasn't chicken

I stole that one from a really funny picture.

Yeah, I've seen it.


The grass isn't greener on the other side of the fence.

Jesus doesn't love you.
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The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II


Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby Wawizzle on Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:55 pm

This paper will self destruct...
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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby Edd on Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:48 am

Your mission, should you choose to accept it: continued in next cookie.
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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby ken worley on Thu Jun 26, 2008 11:56 am

This fortune printed on 100% post-consumer-recycled bathroom tissue.
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