Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

[Zankou 2.0]

*moves*


*does a bicycle kick in the direction of MM*

[Moral Minority]

*grapples Zankou's leg and attempts to break it*

[Zankou 2.0]

*takes the opportunity while MM is clutching his leg to knife him in the back*

[Moral Minority]

*knife is deflected by my adamantium spine*

*grabs Zankou in a figure four leg lock*

[Zankou 2.0]

*wonders why MM is trying to have sex with him*


*attempts to strangle MM with a condom*

[Moral Minority]

*places condom over Zankou's head in an attempt to suffocate him*

[Zankou 2.0]

*attempts to distract MM by pointing out a Gay Pride parade*

[Moral Minority]

*is easily distracted and joins the parade*

[Zankou 2.0]

*deploys a nuclear missile to destroy the parade*

[Moral Minority]

*ducks and covers while the gays all hide under a giant condom*

[Rainswept]

*Airdrops Chuck Norris (sans parachute) into the middle of the parade. Informs Chuck Norris that these people are the ones responsible for cancelling Walker Texas Ranger*

[Zankou 2.0]

Unfortunately, latex does not contain lead. All the gays die.

*hopes MM is not in a lead box*

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

*Pushes Zankou over cliff with one finger, nonchalant expression on face*

[black bart]

*swings down from rigging on near by ship and fires hip cannon toward nonchalant expression on Detective Turtleholmes's face *

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

*Leaps away from cannonball, into the rigging. Fires musketball down at Black Bart*