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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sun Jun 22, 2008 4:19 pm

*moves*


*does a bicycle kick in the direction of MM*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Moral Minority on Sun Jun 22, 2008 4:20 pm

*grapples Zankou's leg and attempts to break it*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sun Jun 22, 2008 4:21 pm

*takes the opportunity while MM is clutching his leg to knife him in the back*
--Zankou II

The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II


Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Moral Minority on Sun Jun 22, 2008 4:23 pm

*knife is deflected by my adamantium spine*

*grabs Zankou in a figure four leg lock*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sun Jun 22, 2008 4:24 pm

*wonders why MM is trying to have sex with him*


*attempts to strangle MM with a condom*
--Zankou II

The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II


Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Moral Minority on Sun Jun 22, 2008 4:25 pm

*places condom over Zankou's head in an attempt to suffocate him*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sun Jun 22, 2008 4:28 pm

*attempts to distract MM by pointing out a Gay Pride parade*
--Zankou II

The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II


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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Moral Minority on Sun Jun 22, 2008 4:29 pm

*is easily distracted and joins the parade*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sun Jun 22, 2008 4:30 pm

*deploys a nuclear missile to destroy the parade*
--Zankou II

The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II


Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Moral Minority on Sun Jun 22, 2008 4:38 pm

*ducks and covers while the gays all hide under a giant condom*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Rainswept on Sun Jun 22, 2008 4:57 pm

*Airdrops Chuck Norris (sans parachute) into the middle of the parade. Informs Chuck Norris that these people are the ones responsible for cancelling Walker Texas Ranger*
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sun Jun 22, 2008 4:58 pm

Unfortunately, latex does not contain lead. All the gays die.

*hopes MM is not in a lead box*
--Zankou II

The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II


Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon Jun 23, 2008 2:11 am

*Pushes Zankou over cliff with one finger, nonchalant expression on face*
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby black bart on Mon Jun 23, 2008 5:59 am

*swings down from rigging on near by ship and fires hip cannon toward nonchalant expression on Detective Turtleholmes's face *
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon Jun 23, 2008 6:27 am

*Leaps away from cannonball, into the rigging. Fires musketball down at Black Bart*
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
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