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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sun Jun 22, 2008 12:36 pm

*laughs because RRR knows nothing of Necrmancy, being the mundane non-magicky sort*


*pokes him in the eye*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Jun 22, 2008 1:13 pm

*laughs as Zankou's finger stops against his glasses*

*knows nothing about Necrmancy, but quite a bit about Necromancy*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sun Jun 22, 2008 1:57 pm

*snatches at the Reverend's glasses*
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The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

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--Pope John Paul II


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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Jun 22, 2008 2:26 pm

*performs a wonderful Aikido move, gently deflecting Zankou away*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sun Jun 22, 2008 2:32 pm

*stamps foot in anger*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Moral Minority on Sun Jun 22, 2008 3:00 pm

*attacks Zankou's arse with rake*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sun Jun 22, 2008 3:55 pm

*aims a well-placed katana strike at MM's neck*
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"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II


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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Moral Minority on Sun Jun 22, 2008 3:56 pm

*parries and jabs with a scimitar at Zankou's left eye*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sun Jun 22, 2008 3:58 pm

*blocks, flinging the scimitar out of Moral's hand*

*thrusts spear at MM's lower leg*
--Zankou II

The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II


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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Moral Minority on Sun Jun 22, 2008 4:06 pm

*breaks spear in half and thrusts broken spearhead at Zankou's crotch*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sun Jun 22, 2008 4:07 pm

*holds up an iron shield, catching the spearhead*

*hits MM with a bullwhip*
--Zankou II

The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II


Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Jun 22, 2008 4:08 pm

Zankou 2.0 wrote:*holds up an iron shield, catching the spearhead*

*strikes at MM with a bullwhip*


Fixed.
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Moral Minority on Sun Jun 22, 2008 4:09 pm

*ducks and aims a punch at Zankou's abdomen*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sun Jun 22, 2008 4:16 pm

*still has the shield*


*fires a laser pistol at MM*
--Zankou II

The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Moral Minority on Sun Jun 22, 2008 4:18 pm

*Uses spear to deflect laser back at Zankou*
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