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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sat Jun 21, 2008 12:41 am

*Stabs Zank and RRR in the face with fish skeleton*

*Leaps high into the air, performs a triple somersault, pulls two katana from behind back, lands back down, slices both Zank and RRR's legs off*

*Zank and RRR writhe on the floor like a pair of weevils*
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sat Jun 21, 2008 10:23 am

You can't say what happens to us, only that you attack us.


*takes the opportunity of distraction to wrest control of the Triforce back from the Reverend*

*dodges katana stikes*

*summons a unholy army of the undead*


(btw, the "demonic satan worshipiing atheist" was sarcasm. I would hope you would have recognised it.)
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sat Jun 21, 2008 12:50 pm

EDIT: *while no one else is moving, Zankou takes the opportunity to command the army of the undead to feast upon his enemies*
--Zankou II

The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II


Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sat Jun 21, 2008 7:41 pm

And that isn't saying what's going to happen to us?

*Joins both katana together like Cloud does, does awesome acrobatics and cuts off the head of every undead creature*
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Jun 21, 2008 7:43 pm

I think I'm resigned from playing so long as magic and similar things are allowed, but I'll be happy to arbitrate.

He only commanded the army to feast upon his enemies. Nowhere does it say they succeeded.
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sat Jun 21, 2008 8:00 pm

Ah, but you're here, so I have no reservations in attempting to kill you. Since you won't fight back, you'll be assumed dead.




*takes aim at the Reverend's head wth a composite bow*

*releases the bowstring*
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--Pope John Paul II


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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Jun 21, 2008 8:03 pm

*Relies on the power of impartiality to protect him...and it does*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sat Jun 21, 2008 11:00 pm

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:*Relies on the power of impartiality to protect him...and it does*

*promises to use magic only in dire situations?*
--Zankou II

The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II


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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Jun 22, 2008 12:54 am

*performs an emergency appendectomy on one of the zombies and throws the engorged and decaying appendix at Zankou*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sun Jun 22, 2008 1:00 am

*Rolls cannon into arena, fires at RRR*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Jun 22, 2008 1:06 am

*ducks behind pile of zombies and watches as the cannonball bursts them into flying piles of blood and guts, falling on everyone*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sun Jun 22, 2008 7:38 am

*Fires another round at now-unprotected RRR*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:19 am

*laughs as Turtle Holmes attempts to light the gore soaked fuse, and fails*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:59 am

*laughs as he explains that cannon fuses carry their own oxygen, and can actually stay alight under water*
--Zankou II

The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II


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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Jun 22, 2008 12:16 pm

*laughs as he explains that the toxicity and supernatural decaying power of zombie gore will cause every non-living thing it touches to decay, including cannon wicks with self contained oxygen*
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