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Postby Moral Minority on Tue Apr 01, 2008 9:08 am

Cap'n Turtlehead wrote:Heck, I don't care. Can I die in a sea battle between pirates and the Spanish inquisition?


I wanna be executed by gas chamber!!!
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Postby lordpunkmonk on Tue Apr 01, 2008 6:54 pm

I would play myself as no actor can portray me quite correctly
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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:01 pm

Why do I have to die?

:(
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Postby St John the Blasphemist on Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:23 pm

~NoodleDemon~ wrote:Why do I have to die?

:(

So you get to do all the Beer Volcano & Stripper scenes.

I wanna die too!
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Apr 02, 2008 1:41 am

St John the Blasphemist wrote:
~NoodleDemon~ wrote:Why do I have to die?

:(

So you get to do all the Beer Volcano & Stripper scenes.

I wanna die too!

An even better reason!

I want to play myself now. Screw Ron Howard. Like LPM said, nobody can portray me quite correctly.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

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Postby Taidje Khan on Wed Apr 02, 2008 2:01 am

~NoodleDemon~ wrote:Why do I have to die?

:(


In film, death is usually necessitated by a fatal character flaw, such as one's propensity to take a satchel of money that doesn't belong to them, or failing that, simple incompetence. Although blind fate may play a hand at any time: You may be spared or doomed, for any reason or none. The Coens insisted on this dynamic. You can get out of this by volunteering to don an absurd haircut.

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Postby farfalla on Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:52 am

would you like a White Russian, TK?
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Postby Taidje Khan on Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:06 pm

farfalla wrote:would you like a White Russian, TK?


Ordinarily I would never refuse a drink from a Femme Fatale such as yourself. But "I know where beer leads."
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Apr 03, 2008 1:40 am

Taidje Khan wrote:
farfalla wrote:would you like a White Russian, TK?


Ordinarily I would never refuse a drink from a Femme Fatale such as yourself. But "I know where beer leads."

Where?

Oh right, you mean the distillery.
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Postby Taidje Khan on Thu Apr 03, 2008 3:09 am

Cap'n Turtlehead wrote:Where?

Oh right, you mean the distillery.


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Re: FSM the movie!

Postby GreenRain22 on Tue Jun 17, 2008 10:21 pm

Hum...

GreenRain22: Avril Lavigne

Just dye her hair brown, give her a tan, and she's good.
Kaylee: Wash, tell me I'm pretty.
Wash: If I were unwed, I would take you up in a manly fashion.
Kaylee: 'Cause I'm pretty?
Wash: 'Cause your pretty.
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It's a broken hearts parade
And I'm putting my heart out on display
There's no masquerade
Just a funeral march for love today
The band strikes up and they're playing a song
Dressed in black, and we're singing along to the
Broken hearts parade
I've never been better then I am today


(Broken Hearts Parade - Good Charlotte)
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Re: FSM the movie!

Postby Moral Minority on Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:36 pm

GreenRain22 wrote:Hum...

GreenRain22: Avril Lavigne

Just dye her hair brown, give her a tan, and she's good.


Hola there Canuck chick :D

Dance with me. I promise I won't tell my bf.
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Re: FSM the movie!

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:37 pm

Moral Minority wrote:
GreenRain22 wrote:Hum...

GreenRain22: Avril Lavigne

Just dye her hair brown, give her a tan, and she's good.


Hola there Canuck chick :D

Dance with me. I promise I won't tell my bf.

She's not Canadian.
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Re: FSM the movie!

Postby Moral Minority on Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:38 pm

You are all Canadian to me.

Wanna cyber?
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Re: FSM the movie!

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:43 pm

Look, I'm not homo-/bisexual. I appreciate the repeated offers of sex and stuff, but I'm not into you like that, ok?
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