Hideous TV Character War-Part 2 Declared

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Hideous TV Character War-Part 2 Declared

Postby DaveL on Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:24 pm

Recently posted in the Portsmouth Herald...

I Captain DaveL, local cross dressin' towndrunkard and occasional sailor do solemly declare resumption of hideous TV Character War on Mr.B.Bart purveyer of bad food for the following reasons.

1. Following a cessation of hostilities from the first war, several incursions of hideous TV characters have been found in several of Black Bart's posts.

2. Contravention of the Peace Treaty of 1707, which called for reparations to the other members of the Pirate community, following severe psychological distress.

3. The use of Boobahs in a recent post by Black Bart has resulted disturbances to the Cabal. The use of this image doth contravene all measures of good taste.

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Following your recent incursion of good taste, I have no alternative but to retailiate...


COP THIS YER BAGGARD!

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Re: Hideous TV Character War-Part 2 Declared

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:45 am

Aye! Oi declare meself to be part o' this war! (Oi ain't the Swiss!)

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Re: Hideous TV Character War-Part 2 Declared

Postby DaveL on Thu Jun 19, 2008 3:28 am

Yarrrrrr...

Let's have an all in Oi say! Last man standin wins!
Have a look at what happens to Marty the Monster :D :D

Oi remembers this one from me younger years!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_NqulhmZWc
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Re: Hideous TV Character War-Part 2 Declared

Postby black bart on Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:18 am

Have some o this yer blaggards...Bill & Ben the Flower Pot men:

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Re: Hideous TV Character War-Part 2 Declared

Postby DaveL on Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:51 am

YArrrrr...

Oi think those puppets really were on pot, not flower pots. That language they spoke was hilarious! Balopolop!!

Ok Bart, just for that I'm afraid I'm goin to have to resort to this guy...'Mr Squiggle'.

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He was a puppet that used to complete undrawn sketches with his nose. He seriously kicked butt when I was a kid.
Ok I'll admit it, I have seen Mr Squiggle live, as a fully grown man - seriously (please don't ask why).
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Re: Hideous TV Character War-Part 2 Declared

Postby black bart on Thu Jun 19, 2008 8:00 am

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!

Jus fer that ye can ave Blobby wiv a mullet again:

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Re: Hideous TV Character War-Part 2 Declared

Postby The Black Spot on Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:40 am

Ere be Hartley Hare, one o' the infamous "pipkins". They all seemed to have sum strange, puppet rottin' disease.

I thinks they all fell apart mid series.

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Re: Hideous TV Character War-Part 2 Declared

Postby black bart on Thu Jun 19, 2008 11:05 am

What devilry is this Spot...from what foul Dantean depths did that abomination arise!!!!!!
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Re: Hideous TV Character War-Part 2 Declared

Postby black bart on Thu Jun 19, 2008 11:06 am

Have a gander at this bastard:

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Re: Hideous TV Character War-Part 2 Declared

Postby The Black Spot on Thu Jun 19, 2008 11:15 am

black bart wrote:Have a gander at this bastard:

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I fink ee grew up to be this cheery chap
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Re: Hideous TV Character War-Part 2 Declared

Postby black bart on Thu Jun 19, 2008 11:17 am

Aaaarrgh...it be the lead actor from the new film out:

THE CURSE OF KNUCKLES O'SHUFFLE!
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Re: Hideous TV Character War-Part 2 Declared

Postby The Black Spot on Thu Jun 19, 2008 11:22 am

Cop a look at this primitive arsehole:
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Re: Hideous TV Character War-Part 2 Declared

Postby black bart on Thu Jun 19, 2008 11:27 am

Blimey...

They must have gone over budget for this blaggard Mr Spoon:

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Re: Hideous TV Character War-Part 2 Declared

Postby The Black Spot on Thu Jun 19, 2008 11:35 am

Gah! That Mr Spoon be summit from a Star Wars film in comparison to this:

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Re: Hideous TV Character War-Part 2 Declared

Postby black bart on Thu Jun 19, 2008 11:37 am

Arrrrgh yer blaggard...ye made that yerself!
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