Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

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Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

Postby DaveL on Tue Jun 17, 2008 7:08 am

YArrrrrr...

Well if some blaggard can write a book on cultural quirks entitled 'Stuff that White People Like', Oi suggests we compile our own list entitled:

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/full-li ... ople-like/

'Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like'

1. Puffy Shirts with Frilly Sleeves
2. Galleon Envy...
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Re: Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

Postby black bart on Tue Jun 17, 2008 7:11 am

3. Big Brenda in the alltagether
4. Keira Twoice Knightley
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Re: Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Jun 17, 2008 7:13 am

5. Oi be surproised it has taken this long lads, but... RUM!
6. More rum!
7. Busty blonde scullerymaids.
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Re: Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

Postby DaveL on Tue Jun 17, 2008 7:15 am

8. Mermaids that look like dugongs
9. Dugongs that look like mermaids
10. Dugongs that look like dugongs for those inclined
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Re: Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

Postby black bart on Tue Jun 17, 2008 7:51 am

11. Fish Head Stew
12. Ye Olde Fishe Heade Stewe
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Re: Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

Postby DaveL on Tue Jun 17, 2008 7:56 am

13. Newly improved, but tastes exactly the same, fish head stew
14. For the animals rights lovers - vegetable stew with carrots carved into fish heads
15. Hybrid galleons (Pre-arses)
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Re: Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

Postby black bart on Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:03 am

16. Wenches
17. Cabin Boys
18. Cheese
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Re: Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Jun 17, 2008 7:31 pm

19. Cabbin bouys!
20. Pyrates wot be warshed, wiv brushed teef, cleane-ish cloze, an 'ave a cupple dubloons t'theyre name wen they arroive in porrrt.
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Re: Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:48 pm

21. TEA!
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Re: Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Jun 17, 2008 10:22 pm

22. Shoulder mounted litter trays for Parrot poop.
23. Peg leg sander/buffer.
24. Big Brenda
25. Dugong porn
26. Big Brenda
27. Big Brenda
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Re: Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:43 am

28. The Admiral Benbow
29. Madame Fifi's.
30. Everything inside Madame Fifi's.
31. Drinking rum whilst being inside Madame Fifi's.
32. Digging wherever a large red 'X' is marked.
33. Finding treasure underneath aforementioned 'X'
34. Their mumsy dearests.
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Re: Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

Postby DaveL on Wed Jun 18, 2008 7:40 am

35. Zankou occasionally
36. Pirate boybands
37. Avatar pranks involving the entire board
38. The stocks
39. Throwing cabbages
40. Trying to work out what Mad William is sayin'
41. Connecting with their feminine wardrobe while nooone is watchin'
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Re: Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

Postby black bart on Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:48 am

42. Destroyin the Lost Library of the Long Winded tales.
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Re: Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:42 pm

43. Destroying the Continuous Salty Tale Thread.
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Re: Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:46 am

44. Bein' in the Continuous Salty Tale.
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Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

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