Cap'n Turtlehead wrote:Heck, I don't care. Can I die in a sea battle between pirates and the Spanish inquisition?
I wanna be executed by gas chamber!!!
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by Moral Minority on Tue Apr 01, 2008 9:08 am
I wanna be executed by gas chamber!!!
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by lordpunkmonk on Tue Apr 01, 2008 6:54 pm
I would play myself as no actor can portray me quite correctly
--LPM lord of the apocalypse
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by ~NoodleDemon~ on Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:01 pm
Why do I have to die?
I hope you're on the recieving end of an improbability equation wherein something happens to you that's as unlikely as Rob Schneider winning a best actor Oscar on the same day Michael Jackson single handedly captures Osama Bin Laden. ~ Rainswept
O.K. Everything else is just stuff you do while you are waiting to have sex. Sin. WoE. ~ Warlord of Elephants
O.K. Everything else is just stuff you do while you are waiting to have sex. Sin. WoE. ~ Warlord of Elephants
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by St John the Blasphemist on Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:23 pm
~NoodleDemon~ wrote:Why do I have to die?
So you get to do all the Beer Volcano & Stripper scenes.
I wanna die too!
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by Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Apr 02, 2008 1:41 am
St John the Blasphemist wrote:~NoodleDemon~ wrote:Why do I have to die?
So you get to do all the Beer Volcano & Stripper scenes.
I wanna die too!
An even better reason!
I want to play myself now. Screw Ron Howard. Like LPM said, nobody can portray me quite correctly.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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by Taidje Khan on Wed Apr 02, 2008 2:01 am
~NoodleDemon~ wrote:Why do I have to die?
:(
In film, death is usually necessitated by a fatal character flaw, such as one's propensity to take a satchel of money that doesn't belong to them, or failing that, simple incompetence. Although blind fate may play a hand at any time: You may be spared or doomed, for any reason or none. The Coens insisted on this dynamic. You can get out of this by volunteering to don an absurd haircut.
(Does anybody know what movie I just saw?)
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"My head is bloodied, but unbowed."
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by Taidje Khan on Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:06 pm
farfalla wrote:would you like a White Russian, TK?
Ordinarily I would never refuse a drink from a Femme Fatale such as yourself. But "I know where beer leads."
R.I.P. George Carlin
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by Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Apr 03, 2008 1:40 am
Taidje Khan wrote:farfalla wrote:would you like a White Russian, TK?
Ordinarily I would never refuse a drink from a Femme Fatale such as yourself. But "I know where beer leads."
Where?
Oh right, you mean the distillery.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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by Taidje Khan on Thu Apr 03, 2008 3:09 am
Cap'n Turtlehead wrote:Where?
Oh right, you mean the distillery.
"What business is it of yours where I'm from? Friendo?"
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Re: FSM the movie!
by GreenRain22 on Tue Jun 17, 2008 10:21 pm
Hum...
GreenRain22: Avril Lavigne
Just dye her hair brown, give her a tan, and she's good.
GreenRain22: Avril Lavigne
Just dye her hair brown, give her a tan, and she's good.
Kaylee: Wash, tell me I'm pretty.
Wash: If I were unwed, I would take you up in a manly fashion.
Kaylee: 'Cause I'm pretty?
Wash: 'Cause your pretty.
(Wash and Kaylee, Firefly, Heart of Gold)
It's a broken hearts parade
And I'm putting my heart out on display
There's no masquerade
Just a funeral march for love today
The band strikes up and they're playing a song
Dressed in black, and we're singing along to the
Broken hearts parade
I've never been better then I am today
(Broken Hearts Parade - Good Charlotte)
Wash: If I were unwed, I would take you up in a manly fashion.
Kaylee: 'Cause I'm pretty?
Wash: 'Cause your pretty.
(Wash and Kaylee, Firefly, Heart of Gold)
It's a broken hearts parade
And I'm putting my heart out on display
There's no masquerade
Just a funeral march for love today
The band strikes up and they're playing a song
Dressed in black, and we're singing along to the
Broken hearts parade
I've never been better then I am today
(Broken Hearts Parade - Good Charlotte)
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Re: FSM the movie!
by Moral Minority on Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:36 pm
GreenRain22 wrote:Hum...
GreenRain22: Avril Lavigne
Just dye her hair brown, give her a tan, and she's good.
Hola there Canuck chick
Dance with me. I promise I won't tell my bf.
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Re: FSM the movie!
by Zankou 2.0 on Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:37 pm
Moral Minority wrote:GreenRain22 wrote:Hum...
GreenRain22: Avril Lavigne
Just dye her hair brown, give her a tan, and she's good.
Hola there Canuck chick
Dance with me. I promise I won't tell my bf.
She's not Canadian.
--Zankou II
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
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Re: FSM the movie!
by Moral Minority on Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:38 pm
You are all Canadian to me.
Wanna cyber?
Wanna cyber?
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Re: FSM the movie!
by Zankou 2.0 on Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:43 pm
Look, I'm not homo-/bisexual. I appreciate the repeated offers of sex and stuff, but I'm not into you like that, ok?
--Zankou II
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
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