Do Pirates Have a 'Talk Like an Office Worker' Day?

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Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:08 am

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Re: Do Pirates Have a 'Talk Like an Office Worker' Day?

Postby DavidH on Sat Jun 14, 2008 1:38 pm

Well yes, going forward we need some blue-sky thinking here, out of the box, just run it up the flagpole and see if anyone salutes.
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Re: Do Pirates Have a 'Talk Like an Office Worker' Day?

Postby black bart on Mon Jun 16, 2008 4:50 am

How exactly does an office worker talk?...if you mean a fork lift truck driver then f*** orf I'm f******* going to f******* lunch mate!
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Re: Do Pirates Have a 'Talk Like an Office Worker' Day?

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:03 am

Aargh, oi reckon they talks loike this:
[Slow, monotonous voice]
Mr. Deidrichtson, I have filed the reports for the Combatook case. I need a raise. I have completed the status report on the Gutterman case. I have a wife, three dogs and a kid. My house and car were both reasonably priced, and I wear a plain white button-up shirt to work every day. I get variety by changing the colour of my tie every day. Today it is cornflour blue. My friends all think I'm very dull, but they will die by my hand soon...
[/slow, monotonous voice]

Blaggardy office workers.
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Re: Do Pirates Have a 'Talk Like an Office Worker' Day?

Postby black bart on Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:06 am

Oh I see...

Do you prefer Windows 95 or Scumsoft 1873? I think I'm coming down with RSI...or is it KOI (Knuckles O'Shuffle Injury).
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Re: Do Pirates Have a 'Talk Like an Office Worker' Day?

Postby PantyGnawer on Mon Jun 16, 2008 4:25 pm

How am I the first poster in this thread when I didn't create it?
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Re: Do Pirates Have a 'Talk Like an Office Worker' Day?

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Mon Jun 16, 2008 4:44 pm

Yeah , an wot happened to the rest of the thread ?
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Re: Do Pirates Have a 'Talk Like an Office Worker' Day?

Postby black bart on Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:44 pm

The weird and wonderful world of Pirates...tis a ghost thread, comin out o the fog loik a long lost Galleon o Doom!
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Re: Do Pirates Have a 'Talk Like an Office Worker' Day?

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Jun 17, 2008 3:13 am

PantyGnawer wrote:How am I the first poster in this thread when I didn't create it?

Argh, oi pondered that mystery meself lad. Oi came to the educated conclushin that the rest o' this thread disappeared in loight o' the new boards bein' laid.
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Re: Do Pirates Have a 'Talk Like an Office Worker' Day?

Postby black bart on Tue Jun 17, 2008 5:12 am

I think I'll construct a Stationery Village...and who's pinched me stapler?
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Re: Do Pirates Have a 'Talk Like an Office Worker' Day?

Postby KicknGuitar on Tue Jun 17, 2008 5:31 am

Avast!
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Re: Do Pirates Have a 'Talk Like an Office Worker' Day?

Postby black bart on Tue Jun 17, 2008 5:33 am

Memo...was it the one that reminded me to re-stock the Stationery Village?
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Re: Do Pirates Have a 'Talk Like an Office Worker' Day?

Postby DaveL on Tue Jun 17, 2008 5:51 am

Mad Willyum Bonney wrote:Yeah , an wot happened to the rest of the thread ?


Arghhhh!

Well I be blaggered, Oi think we have a missing thread portion. Maybe the porn filter ate the rest :D
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Re: Do Pirates Have a 'Talk Like an Office Worker' Day?

Postby black bart on Tue Jun 17, 2008 5:59 am

DaveL wrote:
Mad Willyum Bonney wrote:Yeah , an wot happened to the rest of the thread ?


Arghhhh!

Well I be blaggered, Oi think we have a missing thread portion. Maybe the porn filter ate the rest :D


You can get out of the office now...we don't allow pirates during office hours!
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Re: Do Pirates Have a 'Talk Like an Office Worker' Day?

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:47 am

Argh, ye cannae keep pirates outta merchant banking, ye should know that.

Now, wharr be that lovely assistant, Ms. Acnefree? Oi moight ackcidentally drop me pants in her vicinity.

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