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Postby black bart on Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:33 am

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:PG's mom looks frighteningly similar to Black Bart in a dress.


What absolute rubbish, Redbeard, I do not look anything like that in a dress, I always go for a delicate pink chiffon with no motif and I...er, anyone see the football last night?
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:40 am

black bart wrote:
Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:PG's mom looks frighteningly similar to Black Bart in a dress.


What absolute rubbish, Redbeard, I do not look anything like that in a dress, I always go for a delicate pink chiffon with no motif and I...er, anyone see the football last night?

Quick, Bart, grunt a bit! Exhibit your dwindling manliness! AARGH a little! Fart, burp, curse and molest!
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Re: The Poster formerly known as PirateGuy...

Postby black bart on Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:46 am

How did you know it was dwindling...Oh manliness...er, yes Aaaaargh, fetch me a wench an make it one o them hairy Spanish ones!
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Postby PantyGnawer on Mon Jun 16, 2008 9:34 am

Rainswept wrote:Strangely enough, I've come to believe you. It's the Perpetual Graduate comment that gets me. I just don't think you're clever enough to come up with that on your own. :D


You sir, are quite astute!
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Postby Rainswept on Mon Jun 16, 2008 9:47 am

PantyGnawer wrote:You sir, are quite astute!


Hmmm... I wonder what he'll call me once he notices my last Quote out of context submission... *runs and hides*
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Re: The Poster formerly known as PirateGuy...

Postby Capellini on Mon Jun 16, 2008 10:19 am

PantyGnawer wrote:Well then your information is greatly wrong. I haven't even been posting from my own house for the last two days. I am posting from my girlfriends parents house which is 100 miles from my own house, and 200 miles from moms house. In the last two weeks I have probrably posted from five different addresses, one of which IS my moms PC. Perhaps your tech skills aren't what you think they are.

It is so funny that people think that I am creating this issue on my own. The truth is far more funny, and once you realize it you will laugh your ass off.

What do I or mom have to do to convince you all that this isn't just me screwing around?


I didn't say EVERY one of your posts. Does she have keys to your place? You haven't even been home it seems, how would you know if she'd been there?
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Postby Beardyoldblaggard on Sat Jun 21, 2008 6:40 am

Zankou 2.0 wrote:http://zipcodezoo.com/Animals/P/Pinnaxodes_gigas.asp

Pinnaxodes gigas.

Teehee.



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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sat Jun 21, 2008 10:16 am

Beardyoldblaggard wrote:
Zankou 2.0 wrote:http://zipcodezoo.com/Animals/P/Pinnaxodes_gigas.asp

Pinnaxodes gigas.

Teehee.



It's a crab?

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Re: The Poster formerly known as PirateGuy...

Postby black bart on Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:57 am

I like crabs.
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Re: The Poster formerly known as PirateGuy...

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:04 pm

PantyGnawer wrote:I like crabs.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: The Poster formerly known as PirateGuy...

Postby Moral Minority on Wed Jun 25, 2008 2:12 pm

black bart wrote:I like crabs.

I hyperventilated.
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Re: The Poster formerly known as PirateGuy...

Postby TwistedSister on Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:22 am

I thought this was some pretty funny stuff, so I am now peeling off the scab. :tongue:
So what was the outcome??
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Re: The Poster formerly known as PirateGuy...

Postby Rainswept on Mon Mar 23, 2009 12:43 pm

Well, his plan was to swap aound randomly between names whenever the mood struck, but then the forums got an unexpected upgrade and we lost the ability to change our names at will, so now he's forever PantyGnawer. Since that was one of my suggestions I'm pleased by this outcome :scientist:
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Re: The Poster formerly known as PirateGuy...

Postby TwistedSister on Mon Mar 23, 2009 2:00 pm

Too bad, that really would have been funny trying to figure out who he was trying to be on any given day. Oh well.
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Re: The Poster formerly known as PirateGuy...

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Mar 24, 2009 2:25 am

Not really. You can smell him a mile off.
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Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

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