FSM Discussion

by **PantyGnawer** on Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:08 am

PG sneaks in and steals all your rum

by **DavidH** on Sat Jun 14, 2008 1:38 pm

Well yes, going forward we need some blue-sky thinking here, out of the box, just run it up the flagpole and see if anyone salutes.

by **black bart** on Mon Jun 16, 2008 4:50 am

How exactly does an office worker talk?...if you mean a fork lift truck driver then f*** orf I'm f******* going to f******* lunch mate!

by **Detective TurtleHolmes** on Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:03 am

Aargh, oi reckon they talks loike this:
[Slow, monotonous voice]
Mr. Deidrichtson, I have filed the reports for the Combatook case. I need a raise. I have completed the status report on the Gutterman case. I have a wife, three dogs and a kid. My house and car were both reasonably priced, and I wear a plain white button-up shirt to work every day. I get variety by changing the colour of my tie every day. Today it is cornflour blue. My friends all think I'm very dull, but they will die by my hand soon...
[/slow, monotonous voice]

Blaggardy office workers.

by **black bart** on Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:06 am

Oh I see...

Do you prefer Windows 95 or Scumsoft 1873? I think I'm coming down with RSI...or is it KOI (Knuckles O'Shuffle Injury).

by **PantyGnawer** on Mon Jun 16, 2008 4:25 pm

How am I the first poster in this thread when I didn't create it?

by **Mad Willyum Bonney** on Mon Jun 16, 2008 4:44 pm

Yeah , an wot happened to the rest of the thread ?

by **black bart** on Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:44 pm

The weird and wonderful world of Pirates...tis a ghost thread, comin out o the fog loik a long lost Galleon o Doom!

by **Detective TurtleHolmes** on Tue Jun 17, 2008 3:13 am

PantyGnawer wrote:How am I the first poster in this thread when I didn't create it?

Argh, oi pondered that mystery meself lad. Oi came to the educated conclushin that the rest o' this thread disappeared in loight o' the new boards bein' laid.

by **black bart** on Tue Jun 17, 2008 5:12 am

I think I'll construct a Stationery Village...and who's pinched me stapler?

by **KicknGuitar** on Tue Jun 17, 2008 5:31 am

Avast!
Hows that bubble com'n out year bung hole? 'Tis not the typical seamen jabber, or is 'er? Wit' yeh soundin' off like a seamonkey yar be sent back in dere bilge in no times!

Arg! Oh, and did you get the memo?

by **black bart** on Tue Jun 17, 2008 5:33 am

Memo...was it the one that reminded me to re-stock the Stationery Village?

by **DaveL** on Tue Jun 17, 2008 5:51 am

Mad Willyum Bonney wrote:Yeah , an wot happened to the rest of the thread ?

Arghhhh!

Well I be blaggered, Oi think we have a missing thread portion. Maybe the porn filter ate the rest

by **black bart** on Tue Jun 17, 2008 5:59 am

DaveL wrote:
Mad Willyum Bonney wrote:Yeah , an wot happened to the rest of the thread ?

Arghhhh!

Well I be blaggered, Oi think we have a missing thread portion. Maybe the porn filter ate the rest

You can get out of the office now...we don't allow pirates during office hours!

by **Detective TurtleHolmes** on Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:47 am

Argh, ye cannae keep pirates outta merchant banking, ye should know that.

Now, wharr be that lovely assistant, Ms. Acnefree? Oi moight ackcidentally drop me pants in her vicinity.

*Gallavants around the office, knocking over the water cooler, then slashing at what looked like a house plant*

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