TPAM is a helpful Agony Aunt, without whom, sanity would rein across the pirate boards.
< or >, depending, is the top poster (due to others having lost posts from the upgrade, but will eventually gain the title rightfully).
—Captain the Reverend C.S. Rowan, Esq., Gentleman Pirate
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
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The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.