Black Beard was a poofter

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Was Blackbeard a Poofter?

Yes his hair was always in curlers
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65%
No way he was far too hairy
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35%
 
Total votes: 20

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Detective TurtleHolmes
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Re: Black Beard was a poofter

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Wed Jun 11, 2008 9:15 am

Problems wit' 'is manservant? Aye.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.

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black bart
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Re: Black Beard was a poofter

Postby black bart » Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:31 am

Here's Blackbeard down at the docks as usual:

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The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Re: Black Beard was a poofter

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Thu Jun 12, 2008 2:30 am

That little goblin's feet'll be gittin' a workout tonoight!
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.

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Re: Black Beard was a poofter

Postby black bart » Thu Jun 12, 2008 5:45 am

See the little goblin, see his little feet. And his little nosy-wose, isn't the goblin sweet?
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Re: Black Beard was a poofter

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Thu Jun 12, 2008 6:32 am

Aargh, oi believes that to be whut that filthy-lookin bloke onna roight sings to git attenshin.


Not that oi'd know, o'course! Oi jus' do a lotta work down at those docks.
*Grunts, farts, spits on floor*
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Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.

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Re: Black Beard was a poofter

Postby black bart » Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:57 am

Aaaarrrgh...as anybody been visited by the ghost o Blackbeard? I fears we done wrong wiv this thread...I keeps hearin footsteps comin behind me as I walks home from the Benbow of a night!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Re: Black Beard was a poofter

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:09 am

Footsteps in the dark?

Following you from the Benbow?


Quick! Fetch Detective TurtleHolmes...It sounds like Tanguerra has returned!
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