I'm a new convert to Pastafarianism (last week at the Church of the Latter Day Leftovers Inc., a.k.a Tony's Pizza) when it came to me in a Revelation:
His noodly appendage was not a male; Her noodly appendage is also, I believe, a Vegan...
My question is:
"Is it heresy to advocate that I believe that the FSM has no meat...no balls?"
Please advise.
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Her noodly appendage
by azzario on Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:45 am
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Re: Her noodly appendage
by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:51 am
The balls can represent either male or female attributes.
The FSM doesn't really have gender as we understand it, so we have fallen back on the (possible patriarchal) tradition of using a male label rather than the awkward "His/Her/Its".
And the tentacles aren't really noodles, but He(She/It) created pasta to share some of the same attributes. I would assume that the same is true of meat (and meatless) balls.
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The FSM doesn't really have gender as we understand it, so we have fallen back on the (possible patriarchal) tradition of using a male label rather than the awkward "His/Her/Its".
And the tentacles aren't really noodles, but He(She/It) created pasta to share some of the same attributes. I would assume that the same is true of meat (and meatless) balls.
ALSO: Please introduce yourself in the New Convert Thread (In "Standards and Practices")
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Re: Her noodly appendage
by Clifford on Tue Jun 10, 2008 12:21 pm
Welcome. The FSM is essentially genderless as ^^ RRR the Holy just pointed out
The FSM may also be without meat also
The FSM may also be without meat also
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Re: Her noodly appendage
by Robbobrob on Wed Jun 11, 2008 9:10 am
Balls or Ovaries....made of beef, turkey or soy, its all inclusive.
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Re: Her noodly appendage
by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:09 am
...or breasts
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Re: Her noodly appendage
by Josh M on Wed Jun 11, 2008 7:01 pm
It would seem that the FSM could be composed of both male and female parts, so it should be viewed as either male or female, it doesn't matter. What ever floats your boat, ship, or gallion if you happen to have one. 
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Re: Her noodly appendage
by Mookalakanikki on Mon Aug 11, 2008 2:57 pm
Josh M wrote:It would seem that the FSM could be composed of both male and female parts, so it should be viewed as either male or female, it doesn't matter. What ever floats your boat, ship, or gallion if you happen to have one.
Because I get a little tired of PC, and because I'm reallly, really tired of males getting all of the good slang, I would like to point out two things:
1. "Guy" (as in "Hey, guys, how's it goin' " ) is a gender-neutral term.
2. Women have balls, too. We just have sense to keep them inside where they're protected.
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Re: Her noodly appendage
by aidiore on Mon Aug 11, 2008 11:44 pm
im always against those anti-male kind of comments (actually those wher more like separate male and female and no treat them like equals comment)...but those where funny...
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Re: Her noodly appendage
by KC Observer on Tue Aug 12, 2008 12:17 pm
Don't know why it would matter one whit what sex the FSM is.
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