Black Beard was a poofter

Arrr, I be a pirate!

Moderator: All Things Mods

Was Blackbeard a Poofter?

Yes his hair was always in curlers
13
65%
No way he was far too hairy
7
35%
 
Total votes : 20

Postby Tiddles the Evil on Fri May 30, 2008 7:15 am

Oh yes I remember him!!

A complete girly type. A Big woofter! Wears lacy panties I hear.
OH HAI, I'M IN UR PIRATE FORUM, STEALIN ALL UR AVATARS. SRSLY!
User avatar
Tiddles the Evil
Gnocchetti Galley Slave
 
Posts: 65
Joined: Thu Apr 17, 2008 6:17 am
Location: On board your stolen ship

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri May 30, 2008 7:29 am

Tiddles the Evil wrote:Oh yes I remember him!!

A complete girly type. A Big woofter! Wears lacy panties I hear.

Aargh, we won't believe yer until ye gits us some pickachures o' 'is panties.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
User avatar
Detective TurtleHolmes
Clouseau's Protege
 
Posts: 9266
Joined: Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:34 am
Location: Francemouth

Re: Black Beard was a poofter

Postby black bart on Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:04 am

Aaaargh...I couldn't find no evidence, but there is this picture o Queen Anne:

Image
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
User avatar
black bart
Resident Weevil
 
Posts: 25876
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
Location: London

Re: Black Beard was a poofter

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Jun 05, 2008 5:25 am

black bart wrote:Aaaargh...I couldn't find no evidence, but there is this picture o Queen Anne:

Image

Ooh, yew are a pretty...boy(?) den!

Oi jus' adore yer service medals, me lad.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
User avatar
Detective TurtleHolmes
Clouseau's Protege
 
Posts: 9266
Joined: Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:34 am
Location: Francemouth

Re: Black Beard was a poofter

Postby black bart on Thu Jun 05, 2008 6:21 am

Aaaarrrrgh...tis the Order o the pink Garter.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
User avatar
black bart
Resident Weevil
 
Posts: 25876
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
Location: London

Re: Black Beard was a poofter

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Jun 05, 2008 6:52 am

black bart wrote:Aaaarrrrgh...tis the Order o the pink Garter.

Divishin One, oi sees.

Special achievements:
Knitting Under Enemy Fire
Keeping the Barracks Tidy
Best Foxhole Award, 1944
Best-Dressed Landing Party Member
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
User avatar
Detective TurtleHolmes
Clouseau's Protege
 
Posts: 9266
Joined: Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:34 am
Location: Francemouth

Re: Black Beard was a poofter

Postby black bart on Thu Jun 05, 2008 8:42 am

Arrrrgh...indeed. Unfortunately he were dishonourably discharged fer 'allowing his ice cream to melt behind enemy lines'.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
User avatar
black bart
Resident Weevil
 
Posts: 25876
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
Location: London

Re: Black Beard was a poofter

Postby The Black Spot on Thu Jun 05, 2008 11:13 am

black bart wrote:Unfortunately he were dishonourably discharged fer 'allowing his ice cream to melt behind enemy lines'.


Aye. I hears Blackbeard 'ad terrible trouble coz his cone kept going soft.
User avatar
The Black Spot
Stripmeister
 
Posts: 2277
Joined: Thu Sep 15, 2005 7:55 pm
Location: England

Re: Black Beard was a poofter

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Jun 06, 2008 2:02 am

The Black Spot wrote:
black bart wrote:Unfortunately he were dishonourably discharged fer 'allowing his ice cream to melt behind enemy lines'.


Aye. I hears Blackbeard 'ad terrible trouble coz his cone kept going soft.

Roight inna middil o' one-on-one combat.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
User avatar
Detective TurtleHolmes
Clouseau's Protege
 
Posts: 9266
Joined: Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:34 am
Location: Francemouth

Re: Black Beard was a poofter

Postby black bart on Fri Jun 06, 2008 5:27 am

Aaaaarrrgh...tis a shame that fellar never came back to defend his hero...

...So I think we've proved beyond all doubt that Blackbeard really was a ...

Oh...Hello Edward, er...Mr Teach, yes of course, I was forgetting myself...nice beard curlers!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
User avatar
black bart
Resident Weevil
 
Posts: 25876
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
Location: London

Re: Black Beard was a poofter

Postby The Black Spot on Mon Jun 09, 2008 7:06 am

Arrrr ee were a strange un.

I mean, lots o piratey types wears earrings an frilly shirts, but not many o' them finishes it off wi' a rhinestone codpiece.
User avatar
The Black Spot
Stripmeister
 
Posts: 2277
Joined: Thu Sep 15, 2005 7:55 pm
Location: England

Re: Black Beard was a poofter

Postby black bart on Tue Jun 10, 2008 6:50 am

Here's Blackbeard puttin up his bunting for the Gay Pride sailing regatta orf Sidney Harbour:

Image
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
User avatar
black bart
Resident Weevil
 
Posts: 25876
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
Location: London

Re: Black Beard was a poofter

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Jun 10, 2008 7:13 am

Sydney, ye say?

Arr ye shure that ain't DaveL?
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
User avatar
Detective TurtleHolmes
Clouseau's Protege
 
Posts: 9266
Joined: Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:34 am
Location: Francemouth

Re: Black Beard was a poofter

Postby black bart on Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:52 am

Aaaaargh...Dave L be too butch!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
User avatar
black bart
Resident Weevil
 
Posts: 25876
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
Location: London

Re: Black Beard was a poofter

Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:22 am

I received lots of letters from Blackbeard but I can't say anything about them due to the Hippocratic Oath ...all I can tell you is I suggested a course of leeches and sent him a jar of KY Jelly.
Ye Crows Nest be open fer business me dearies.
User avatar
Auntie Blackbeard
Gramigna Grand Admiral
 
Posts: 1037
Joined: Mon Nov 21, 2005 8:08 pm
Location: Ponderin' life atop me Crow's Nest

PreviousNext

Return to Pirate Discussion

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Bing [Bot] and 3 guests