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Postby Clifford on Tue Jun 03, 2008 5:31 am

I want to see the new X Files film: I Want To Believe

even though I think it's going to be rubbish
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Postby Taidje Khan on Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:57 am

Killing Pablo, which will star Javier Bardem (Anton Chigurh) as my role model, Pablo Escobar.
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Re: Upcoming Films...

Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:34 pm

TDK for sure.

Probably Hellboy.

Maybe Guantanamo Bay.

The Panda one, perhaps?
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Postby lordpunkmonk on Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:03 pm

not the panda!
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Re: Upcoming Films...

Postby Taidje Khan on Sun Jun 08, 2008 12:53 pm

lordpunkmonk wrote:Not the Wuxi Finger Hold!


I hope you guys are ready to jizz:

MONGOL

Official site: http://www.mongolmovie.com/

IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0416044/

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiGsCzNPnxI
(Trailer is in Russian, but the version coming out will be in English.)

From what I can tell, it's like Alexander, only not shitty.
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Re: Upcoming Films...

Postby Dr_Mclovin on Sun Jun 08, 2008 12:59 pm

thiers a Avengers movie comeing out.
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Re: Upcoming Films...

Postby Rainswept on Tue Jun 10, 2008 12:58 pm

Ray Park...

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is going to be playing Snake-Eyes!

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Re: Upcoming Films...

Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Tue Jun 10, 2008 9:57 pm

LOL!

Maul Returns!

Seriously the most badass villain of recent cinema.

O, and Mongol PWNED rotten tomatoes.
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Re: Upcoming Films...

Postby Rainswept on Wed Jun 11, 2008 12:47 am

~NoodleDemon~ wrote:O, and Mongol PWNED rotten tomatoes.


RT is absolutely useless on movies no one has ever heard of.
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Re: Upcoming Films...

Postby Taidje Khan on Wed Jun 11, 2008 1:01 am

It won an Academy Award in 2007 for best foreign language film!

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Re: Upcoming Films...

Postby Rainswept on Wed Jun 11, 2008 1:37 am

Taidje Khan wrote:It won an Academy Award in 2007 for best foreign language film!

Just because YOU've never heard of it . . .


First off, The Counterfeiters won best foreign language film 2007.

RT is useful because it's the opinion of moviegoers in general. Foreign language films that were never released in theatres in the U.S. hardly get the attention of the average moviegoer. The people who see it are people who seek out movies like this because they are already predisposed to like it, which makes RT absolutely useless.

To the point, Mongol has 29 total community reviews, compared to 3217 for Iron Man. More freaking CRITICS (44) voted on it that actual movie patrons!
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Re: Upcoming Films...

Postby Taidje Khan on Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:10 am

Rainswept wrote:First off, The Counterfeiters won best foreign language film 2007.


2006? 2005? Some year, at any rate. I'm not Google.
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Postby Rainswept on Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:31 am

Taidje Khan wrote:
Rainswept wrote:First off, The Counterfeiters won best foreign language film 2007.


2006? 2005? Some year, at any rate. I'm not Google.


:roll: Let me be more clear, your movie never won any damn Oscars.
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Re: Upcoming Films...

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Jun 11, 2008 9:17 am

Can't wait for You Don't Mess With the Zohan to come out in Aus cinemas. I've always been a fan of Sandler movies.
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Postby Taidje Khan on Wed Jun 11, 2008 12:54 pm

Rainswept wrote: :roll: Let me be more clear, your movie never won any damn Oscars.


. . .

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