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Postby Tiffy-o on Sun Jun 01, 2008 7:50 pm

All of the reasons why the chicken crossed the road. Now.
List them now.
Be creative.
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The chicken crossed the road to not be on the same side of the street as the theater playing the horrible fourth installment of Indiana Jones.
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Re: Chickenn

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Jun 01, 2008 7:55 pm

Ask rather why the turtle crossed the road.




...it was stapled to the chicken.
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Re: Chickenn

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Sun Jun 01, 2008 7:58 pm

to git to a pair of docks .
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Re: Chickenn

Postby DancingKitty on Sun Jun 01, 2008 8:32 pm

...to prove to the stupid armadillos that it COULD be done.
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Re: Chickenn

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Jun 01, 2008 8:38 pm

How else was it supposed to deliver the pizza?
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Re: Chickenn

Postby ken worley on Sun Jun 01, 2008 9:07 pm

To hump on a girl chicken?
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Re: Chickenn

Postby ken worley on Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:48 am

...cuz dat's the darection I DAMN KICKED IT, fool!
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Re: Chickenn

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:52 am

to get away from this stupid thread.
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Re: Chickenn

Postby ken worley on Mon Jun 02, 2008 10:44 am

It was desperate to leave canada....

to quote,

the road-crossing chicken wrote:I get called a chicken alla time, see...don't bother me none....But canadian....dat really hurts a guy, y'know?
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Re: Chickenn

Postby lordpunkmonk on Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:58 pm

damn you RRR I was going to say the same thing

well anyways the chiken was running away from rocky balboa
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Re: Chickenn

Postby EarthRise on Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:50 pm

The chicken crossed the road to kick Chuck Norris' ass on the other side.
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Re: Chickenn

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Mon Jun 02, 2008 9:39 pm

Goddidit.
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Re: Chickenn

Postby lordpunkmonk on Mon Jun 02, 2008 10:46 pm

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Goddidit.


that brightened my day

oh and everyone knows that the chicken crossed the road because a talking snake tricked him into eating an apple
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Re: Chickenn

Postby Wawizzle on Mon Jun 02, 2008 11:44 pm

The chicken crossed the road to get away from the Santaria practitioners.

(Santaria is some hispanic voodoo religion from cuba (From my limited, ignorant, learnt from my friends knowledge)).
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Re: Chickenn

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Jun 03, 2008 3:10 am

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Ask rather why the turtle crossed the road.




...it was stapled to the chicken.

Hey. That was the single most painful moment in my entire life, and I think you were being very mean for stapling me there.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

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