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Misfortune Cookie

Postby ken worley on Sat May 31, 2008 11:52 am

You will soon bark your shin on a car's trailer hitch...
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Postby lordpunkmonk on Sat May 31, 2008 12:27 pm

you will die alone
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111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321
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Postby ken worley on Sat May 31, 2008 12:29 pm

*crumble*


*unfurl*


Your appearance make small chidren weep with despair
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Sat May 31, 2008 5:33 pm

Go to sleep !
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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby ken worley on Sun Jun 01, 2008 4:28 am

You will ever be surrounded by parasites and weaklings
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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sun Jun 01, 2008 4:50 am

The Chinese food you are about to eat will give you AIDS.
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Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby ken worley on Sun Jun 01, 2008 5:17 am

Kidney stones are preparing to exit your body
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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby lordpunkmonk on Sun Jun 01, 2008 7:39 am

your tumor is named marla
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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby ken worley on Sun Jun 01, 2008 10:54 am

The fingernail on your left index finger will tear longitudinally halfway to the cuticle, then get snagged on clothing for 9 days.
your lucky numbers are 3 and 15
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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby EarthRise on Sun Jun 01, 2008 2:07 pm

You will find that that is not a stress headache.
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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby ken worley on Sun Jun 01, 2008 4:46 pm

You will find yourself unarmed, and surrounded by mexican diamondback rattlesnakes, each armed with a switchblade, claiming you "touched my seester".
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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby Tiffy-o on Sun Jun 01, 2008 6:07 pm

You will be unlucky in one of your adventures(playing the classic game--)in bed

DAMNit.
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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby Hqrsie on Sun Jun 01, 2008 10:03 pm

You don't need the carbs
If only it were all so simple! If only there were evil people somewhere committing evil deeds, an it were necessary only to separate them from the rest of us and destroy them. But the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?
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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Jun 01, 2008 10:11 pm

As a direct result of your divorce, you will live the rest of your life writing country songs.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby farfalla on Sun Jun 01, 2008 11:29 pm

You will spend all night in the bathroom. (You men you have never heard of Chiang Kai-shek's revenge?)
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