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Postby Rainswept on Fri May 30, 2008 8:38 pm

By FSM we'll fix him anyway!
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri May 30, 2008 9:03 pm

I know where to go to get a cat fixed, but who do you see about getting a ken worley fixed?
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Postby Rainswept on Fri May 30, 2008 9:10 pm

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:I know where to go to get a cat fixed, but who do you see about getting a ken worley fixed?


Hmmm... I suppose you go where you can find him. I'd start with porn shops and the peephole in Roseanne Barr's dressing room.
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Postby Taidje Khan on Fri May 30, 2008 9:11 pm

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri May 30, 2008 9:17 pm

Hurray for Hedwig!
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sat May 31, 2008 2:08 am

Here's one for KW. Grinnin' Bear.

Just what he's grinning about stays a mystery. However, many have strong ideas as to what it is.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Sat May 31, 2008 5:07 pm

Warr be 'is hanz ?
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sun Jun 01, 2008 4:34 am

Rainswept wrote:
Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:I know where to go to get a cat fixed, but who do you see about getting a ken worley fixed?


Hmmm... I suppose you go where you can find him. I'd start with porn shops and the peephole in Roseanne Barr's dressing room.

Well, there is a pet and porn shop in Young, Australia.
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Re: Hey! This is new!

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sun Jun 01, 2008 12:21 pm

Several people just got blasted back in rank because some posts were deleted.

Farfalla is ahead of me again, and The Reverend is the highest.

MM, Earth, Cap, and WoE are no longer Prophets.
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Re: Hey! This is new!

Postby ken worley on Sun Jun 01, 2008 1:08 pm

Zankou 2.0 wrote:Several people just got blasted back in rank because some posts were deleted.........



What is this obsession people seem to develop about rank/post count/etc.....It indicates nothing of worth.

Status/recognition comes in time, if deserved.

Would you bow to someone who joined this morning, and achieved 5000 posts by this afternoon, all by one-word, unclever responses in last-post, word association, etc.?

Would you do anything but roll your eyes if said person began demanding priveledges, consideration for promotion to staff/etc?
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Re: Hey! This is new!

Postby EarthRise on Sun Jun 01, 2008 1:22 pm

Zankou 2.0 wrote:Several people just got blasted back in rank because some posts were deleted.

Farfalla is ahead of me again, and The Reverend is the highest.

MM, Earth, Cap, and WoE are no longer Prophets.


ken worley speaks truth. My position as Prophet is in heart as well as in post. *strikes pose*

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Re: Hey! This is new!

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sun Jun 01, 2008 1:40 pm

ken worley wrote:
Zankou 2.0 wrote:Several people just got blasted back in rank because some posts were deleted.........



What is this obsession people seem to develop about rank/post count/etc.....It indicates nothing of worth.

Status/recognition comes in time, if deserved.

Would you bow to someone who joined this morning, and achieved 5000 posts by this afternoon, all by one-word, unclever responses in last-post, word association, etc.?

Would you do anything but roll your eyes if said person began demanding priveledges, consideration for promotion to staff/etc?



Actually, I really don't care about post count, nor would I judge someone's worth based on it.

It's the little titles I like :) .
--Zankou II

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Re: Hey! This is new!

Postby ken worley on Sun Jun 01, 2008 2:25 pm

Zankou 2.0 wrote:
ken worley wrote:
Zankou 2.0 wrote:Several people just got blasted back in rank because some posts were deleted.........



What is this obsession people seem to develop about rank/post count/etc.....It indicates nothing of worth.

Status/recognition comes in time, if deserved.

Would you bow to someone who joined this morning, and achieved 5000 posts by this afternoon, all by one-word, unclever responses in last-post, word association, etc.?

Would you do anything but roll your eyes if said person began demanding priveledges, consideration for promotion to staff/etc?



Actually, I really don't care about post count, nor would I judge someone's worth based on it.

It's the little titles I like :) .



Yeah...*sigh*

I remember when I was "Mystic of Meatball".

It just felt.....right.

Other than that, I could take 'em or leave 'em, though the personal recognition for my work in the field of lust and innuendo is nice, I guess.
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Re: Hey! This is new!

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sun Jun 01, 2008 2:48 pm

I have ADHD. The titles are cool, and I am easily distracted.


What can I say?

OH MY FSM IT'S A BUNNY!
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Re: Hey! This is new!

Postby Rainswept on Mon Jun 02, 2008 12:43 am

Zankou 2.0 wrote:Several people just got blasted back in rank because some posts were deleted.

Farfalla is ahead of me again, and The Reverend is the highest.

MM, Earth, Cap, and WoE are no longer Prophets.


Wow, there were some huge drops. Querty lost like 4000+ posts, Cap lost tons also.

What happened? Did most of the reeeeally old stuff get gone?
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