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Was Blackbeard a Poofter?

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Postby Tiddles the Evil on Fri May 30, 2008 7:15 am

Oh yes I remember him!!

A complete girly type. A Big woofter! Wears lacy panties I hear.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri May 30, 2008 7:29 am

Tiddles the Evil wrote:Oh yes I remember him!!

A complete girly type. A Big woofter! Wears lacy panties I hear.

Aargh, we won't believe yer until ye gits us some pickachures o' 'is panties.
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Postby black bart on Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:04 am

Aaaargh...I couldn't find no evidence, but there is this picture o Queen Anne:

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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Jun 05, 2008 5:25 am

black bart wrote:Aaaargh...I couldn't find no evidence, but there is this picture o Queen Anne:

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Ooh, yew are a pretty...boy(?) den!

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Postby black bart on Thu Jun 05, 2008 6:21 am

Aaaarrrrgh...tis the Order o the pink Garter.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Jun 05, 2008 6:52 am

black bart wrote:Aaaarrrrgh...tis the Order o the pink Garter.

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Postby black bart on Thu Jun 05, 2008 8:42 am

Arrrrgh...indeed. Unfortunately he were dishonourably discharged fer 'allowing his ice cream to melt behind enemy lines'.
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Postby The Black Spot on Thu Jun 05, 2008 11:13 am

black bart wrote:Unfortunately he were dishonourably discharged fer 'allowing his ice cream to melt behind enemy lines'.


Aye. I hears Blackbeard 'ad terrible trouble coz his cone kept going soft.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Jun 06, 2008 2:02 am

The Black Spot wrote:
black bart wrote:Unfortunately he were dishonourably discharged fer 'allowing his ice cream to melt behind enemy lines'.


Aye. I hears Blackbeard 'ad terrible trouble coz his cone kept going soft.

Roight inna middil o' one-on-one combat.
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Postby black bart on Fri Jun 06, 2008 5:27 am

Aaaaarrrgh...tis a shame that fellar never came back to defend his hero...

...So I think we've proved beyond all doubt that Blackbeard really was a ...

Oh...Hello Edward, er...Mr Teach, yes of course, I was forgetting myself...nice beard curlers!
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Postby The Black Spot on Mon Jun 09, 2008 7:06 am

Arrrr ee were a strange un.

I mean, lots o piratey types wears earrings an frilly shirts, but not many o' them finishes it off wi' a rhinestone codpiece.
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Postby black bart on Tue Jun 10, 2008 6:50 am

Here's Blackbeard puttin up his bunting for the Gay Pride sailing regatta orf Sidney Harbour:

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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Jun 10, 2008 7:13 am

Sydney, ye say?

Arr ye shure that ain't DaveL?
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Postby black bart on Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:52 am

Aaaaargh...Dave L be too butch!
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Re: Black Beard was a poofter

Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:22 am

I received lots of letters from Blackbeard but I can't say anything about them due to the Hippocratic Oath ...all I can tell you is I suggested a course of leeches and sent him a jar of KY Jelly.
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