Black Beard was a poofter

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Was Blackbeard a Poofter?

Yes his hair was always in curlers
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No way he was far too hairy
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Black Beard was a poofter

Postby black bart on Fri May 23, 2008 5:29 am

That Blackbeard fellar was just a big nancy boy who's ship was named arter a Queen, discuss.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri May 23, 2008 5:55 am

The blaggard ain't 'ave the mental capacity to be a poof.

'E be moor o' a "cannons at port bow!" toype o' man.
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Dark

Postby black bart on Fri May 23, 2008 6:20 am

Aye, that's what I meant maytey...he were more of a Privateer. Them burnin tallows in his hair were there cos he wuz afraid o the dark.
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Postby The Black Spot on Fri May 23, 2008 7:39 am

The poncy prat didn't even 'ave a proper ship. Used to sail around in a bluddy sloop.

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Poofbeard

Postby black bart on Fri May 23, 2008 8:34 am

If ye arsks me...he had hair extentions:

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Postby The Black Spot on Fri May 23, 2008 9:44 am

I hears he had a little yappy poodle called "Tinkabell" an' were in the Chippendales fan club.
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choked

Postby black bart on Fri May 23, 2008 9:50 am

Haaaarrr harrrgh, I just choked on me minstral!
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Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Fri May 23, 2008 1:11 pm

Old Teddy were always the white sheep o the famly.

Ee wantid ter be a hairdresser, but I torked im out of it. Oi needn't ave bothered.
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Postby Capn Tayth on Fri May 23, 2008 5:15 pm

Yarr, yarr, i be hearing he be in ye " YMCA"
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sat May 24, 2008 12:23 am

Oi was 'earin 'e an' Elton John 'ave been seen togevver in Paris, browsin' yon 'andbag shops.
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Postby The Black Spot on Sat May 24, 2008 10:57 am

I were lookin' fer summit new to drink, when I happened upon a drink called Blackbeard's Revenge: http://www.idrink.com/v.html?id=48899

on a website o drinks it were wrote:Ingredients to use:
1.0 shot Banana Liqueur
3.0 whole Cloves
2.0 shot dark Rum
1.0 tbsp Sugar
1.0 cup chai Tea


If that big jessie got drunk on summit with tea in it, ee were a bigger nancy than we thought.
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Tea

Postby black bart on Sat May 24, 2008 2:53 pm

Tea!!!!

I bet it were Blackbeard wot started the Boston tea Party...the great big woolly woofter!
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Postby The Black Spot on Sun May 25, 2008 8:41 am

Aye. The silly sod were in the harbour tryin' to dry the tea out.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon May 26, 2008 1:35 am

Wit wune o' those sailor blokes, ye can be ashoored.
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Postby PantyGnawer on Wed May 28, 2008 10:34 pm

The Black Spot wrote:I were lookin' fer summit new to drink, when I happened upon a drink called Blackbeard's Revenge: http://www.idrink.com/v.html?id=48899

on a website o drinks it were wrote:Ingredients to use:
1.0 shot Banana Liqueur
3.0 whole Cloves
2.0 shot dark Rum
1.0 tbsp Sugar
1.0 cup chai Tea


If that big jessie got drunk on summit with tea in it, ee were a bigger nancy than we thought.


Thut drink sounds awesome! Much better thun tha shitty Flip that bart be makin.
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