FSM Discussion

by **black bart** on Fri May 23, 2008 5:29 am

That Blackbeard fellar was just a big nancy boy who's ship was named arter a Queen, discuss.

by **Detective TurtleHolmes** on Fri May 23, 2008 5:55 am

The blaggard ain't 'ave the mental capacity to be a poof.

'E be moor o' a "cannons at port bow!" toype o' man.

by **black bart** on Fri May 23, 2008 6:20 am

Aye, that's what I meant maytey...he were more of a Privateer. Them burnin tallows in his hair were there cos he wuz afraid o the dark.

by **The Black Spot** on Fri May 23, 2008 7:39 am

The poncy prat didn't even 'ave a proper ship. Used to sail around in a bluddy sloop.

Tart.

by **black bart** on Fri May 23, 2008 8:34 am

If ye arsks me...he had hair extentions:

by **The Black Spot** on Fri May 23, 2008 9:44 am

I hears he had a little yappy poodle called "Tinkabell" an' were in the Chippendales fan club.

by **black bart** on Fri May 23, 2008 9:50 am

Haaaarrr harrrgh, I just choked on me minstral!

by **Auntie Blackbeard** on Fri May 23, 2008 1:11 pm

Old Teddy were always the white sheep o the famly.

Ee wantid ter be a hairdresser, but I torked im out of it. Oi needn't ave bothered.

by **Capn Tayth** on Fri May 23, 2008 5:15 pm

Yarr, yarr, i be hearing he be in ye " YMCA"

by **Detective TurtleHolmes** on Sat May 24, 2008 12:23 am

Oi was 'earin 'e an' Elton John 'ave been seen togevver in Paris, browsin' yon 'andbag shops.

by **The Black Spot** on Sat May 24, 2008 10:57 am

I were lookin' fer summit new to drink, when I happened upon a drink called Blackbeard's Revenge: http://www.idrink.com/v.html?id=48899

on a website o drinks it were wrote:Ingredients to use:
1.0 shot Banana Liqueur
3.0 whole Cloves
2.0 shot dark Rum
1.0 tbsp Sugar
1.0 cup chai Tea

If that big jessie got drunk on summit with tea in it, ee were a bigger nancy than we thought.

by **black bart** on Sat May 24, 2008 2:53 pm

Tea!!!!

I bet it were Blackbeard wot started the Boston tea Party...the great big woolly woofter!

by **The Black Spot** on Sun May 25, 2008 8:41 am

Aye. The silly sod were in the harbour tryin' to dry the tea out.

by **Detective TurtleHolmes** on Mon May 26, 2008 1:35 am

Wit wune o' those sailor blokes, ye can be ashoored.

by **PantyGnawer** on Wed May 28, 2008 10:34 pm

The Black Spot wrote:I were lookin' fer summit new to drink, when I happened upon a drink called Blackbeard's Revenge: http://www.idrink.com/v.html?id=48899

on a website o drinks it were wrote:Ingredients to use:
1.0 shot Banana Liqueur
3.0 whole Cloves
2.0 shot dark Rum
1.0 tbsp Sugar
1.0 cup chai Tea

If that big jessie got drunk on summit with tea in it, ee were a bigger nancy than we thought.

Thut drink sounds awesome! Much better thun tha shitty Flip that bart be makin.

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