FSM Discussion

by **Taidje Khan** on Fri May 23, 2008 11:55 pm

I totally ripped this idea off of Rainswept, obviously.

Who's the most badass Comic Book Hero. Why? Who's the lamest? Again, why?

by **Mad Willyum Bonney** on Sat May 24, 2008 12:03 am

I picked Watchmen because IMHO it was/is the best damn comic yet written . Rorshack deserved a better fate .

by **Detective TurtleHolmes** on Sat May 24, 2008 12:16 am

You should be able to choose more than one.

I picked Iron Man as he has the best song made in his honour. My next choice would have been Gambit, from the X-Men. Exploding playing cards is cool.

by **Taidje Khan** on Sat May 24, 2008 12:22 am

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:You should be able to choose more than one.

I agree, but I don't know how to arrange that.

I voted for The Tick because nigh-invincibility would allow him to stand toe-to-toe with anybody else on that list. But to be honest, I could make an argument for and against all of them.

Superman's probably the safest bet, but I hate him so goddamn much. I hate Superman more than anybody that I hate in real life, how insane is that?

by **Rainswept** on Sat May 24, 2008 1:09 am

Depends on criteria.

In DC I lean toward Superman from the DC One Million storyline, after he's lived till the 853rd century and spent all that time getting more and interesting powers.

In Marvel I lean toward Mad Jim Jaspers, who could alter everything in existence with a thought.

Now if the question is which hero is my favorite, I'm gonna go with Nightwing. He's a younger, more naturally athletic version of Batman, plus he actually nails lots of super-heroines, and doesn't have all the freaky baggage Bats does.

by **Hqrsie** on Sat May 24, 2008 2:09 am

Brock Samson

by **Detective TurtleHolmes** on Sat May 24, 2008 2:43 am

Rainswept wrote:In Marvel I lean toward Mad Jim Jaspers, who could alter everything in existence with a thought.

So can Franklin Richards (son of Fantastic Four's Reed Richards) and the Scarlet Witch.

by **Mad Willyum Bonney** on Sat May 24, 2008 4:17 am

Ye lads are forgetting about characters like Dr. Strange , Sandman or even Professor X , these dudes alter reality so the other heroes are kinda dicked against then .

by **lordpunkmonk** on Sat May 24, 2008 6:57 am

Superman: sucks cause he is to indestructable (for god sakes he blew out the sun in one of the comics

Batman: good plotline good action but retarded villians I mean have you heard the script for the joker?

Spiderman: good costume good powers good villians except for the green goblin and the hobgoblin I mean seriously pumpkin bombs?

One of the X-Men: I have little to complaine about with these guys except for the number of them

One of the Fantastic Four: have some of the best comics around

Iron Man:good humor good looking and has fairly realistic villains

Captain America:died

The Flash:can run away

Wonder Woman:oh the television show was just wonderfull[/sarcasm]

Increible Hulk:not so sure if this is a hero or villian but fairly cool

Silver Surfer: go cry emo kid

One of the Watchmen:never heard of so they must suck

The Tick:never heard of so they must suck

but I voted batman

by **Rainswept** on Sat May 24, 2008 8:54 am

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:
Rainswept wrote:In Marvel I lean toward Mad Jim Jaspers, who could alter everything in existence with a thought.

So can Franklin Richards (son of Fantastic Four's Reed Richards) and the Scarlet Witch.

You left out Nate Grey & Hyperstorm. My money is on Jim.

by **Mad Willyum Bonney** on Sat May 24, 2008 11:08 am

lordpunkmonk wrote:Superman: sucks cause he is to indestructable (for god sakes he blew out the sun in one of the comics

Batman: good plotline good action but retarded villians I mean have you heard the script for the joker?

Spiderman: good costume good powers good villians except for the green goblin and the hobgoblin I mean seriously pumpkin bombs?

One of the X-Men: I have little to complaine about with these guys except for the number of them
]One of the Fantastic Four: have some of the best comics around

Iron Man:good humor good looking and has fairly realistic villains

Captain America:died

The Flash:can run away

Wonder Woman:oh the television show was just wonderfull[/sarcasm]

Increible Hulk:not so sure if this is a hero or villian but fairly cool

Silver Surfer: go cry emo kid

One of the Watchmen:never heard of so they must suck

The Tick:never heard of so they must suck

but I voted batman

Do yerself a favour and find a copee m8 , ye wount regrit it .

by **Clifford** on Sat May 24, 2008 12:45 pm

I loved watching the Silver Surfer cartoon as a child

by **Taidje Khan** on Sat May 24, 2008 1:28 pm

lordpunkmonk wrote:Superman: sucks cause he is to indestructable (for god sakes he blew out the sun in one of the comics

1/3 of the reason I hate him.

lordpunkmonk wrote:Batman: good plotline good action but retarded villians I mean have you heard the script for the joker?

Dude, the Joker is one of the best villains around. He has no powers whatsoever, he's just a grade-A psychopath with a vicious streak a mile wide.

lordpunkmonk wrote:Spiderman: good costume good powers good villians except for the green goblin and the hobgoblin I mean seriously pumpkin bombs?

One of the X-Men: I have little to complaine about with these guys except for the number of them

One of the Fantastic Four: have some of the best comics around

Iron Man:good humor good looking and has fairly realistic villains

Captain America:died

The Flash:can run away

Wonder Woman:oh the television show was just wonderfull[/sarcasm]

Increible Hulk:not so sure if this is a hero or villian but fairly cool

Agreed, except Captain America was merely replaced with another dude. You've got to love a superhero who's superpower is ruining people's shit.

lordpunkmonk wrote:Silver Surfer: go cry emo kid

One of the Watchmen:never heard of so they must suck

The Tick:never heard of so they must suck

but I voted batman

1. Silver Surfer is not emo, he's just got problems. Big difference.
2. Go buy Alan Moore's Watchmen, dude. It's not a comic book. It's ART.
3. Go buy season one of The Tick. It's one of the best TV shows ever. Ask anybody.

Pretty astute. I'm impressed.

by **lordpunkmonk** on Sat May 24, 2008 1:50 pm

I just can't friggin wait for heith ledger as joker

the original batman movie however sucked
this would have been an improvement

by **Moral Minority** on Sat May 24, 2008 2:25 pm

Superman: I fucking hate the fucking indestructable Jew.

Batman: I fucking hate the fucking detective emo.

Spiderman: I fucking hate the fucking wise-ass comedian wanabee.

One of the X-Men: I fucking hate the fucking good-doers who fucking love fucking humanity.

One of the Fantastic Four: I fucking hate the fucking idiots who are standing in the fucking way of fucking geniocracy.

Iron Man: I fucking hate the fucking alcoholic idiot standing in the way of fucking Asian supremacy.

Captain America: I fucking hate the fucking Yankee quite simply because I fucking hate the fucking USA.

The Flash: I fucking hate the fucking hyperactive slob cause he fucking breaks the fucking laws of fucking physics.

Wonder Woman: I fucking hate the fucking slut cause she's not in the fucking kitchen.

Increible Hulk: I fucking hate the fucking green idiot cause he ain't got no fucking brain and all he fucking does is fucking smash.

Silver Surfer: I fucking hate the fucking surf-bum cause he's a fucking fag.

One of the Watchmen: I fucking hate the fucking idiots cause they think they can fucking wastch fucking us.

The Tick: I fucking hate the fucking weak fucking parody of fucking superheroes.

Some obscure misfit nobody's ever heard of: I fucking ... no, actually I like him.

Villains are much better.

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