What Would You Rather Be Stuck in a Phone Booth With?

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Postby Moral Minority » Thu May 22, 2008 4:35 am

The Canadians.

Alexander the Great

or

Caligula?

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Party

Postby black bart » Thu May 22, 2008 8:18 am

Caligula...I heard he throws a great party.

A Spartan

or

A Persian
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Postby farfalla » Thu May 22, 2008 11:27 am

A Persian, does it come with a rug?, this phone booth could use a rug

a leaky faucet

or

a loose wire
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Postby Moral Minority » Thu May 22, 2008 1:31 pm

I'd take the loose wire. I could tighten it and make a makeshift guitar.

A guitar-wielding lettuce eater

or

A lettuce-wielding guitar eater?

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Thu May 22, 2008 10:02 pm

The lettuce eater wouldn't take up much space, but the guitar eater might be a little bit...largish.

The lettuce wouldn't take up much room, but the guitar would.

How about both of them...they would eat each other's wielded objects, then, in a fit of rage, convince each other that you are what you eat whereupon they will eat each other, leaving me along in the booth.




A Scottish Muslim

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A Pakistani Christian
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Postby farfalla » Fri May 23, 2008 10:03 am

the Scottish muslim, always been a sucker for the accent and the pipes and a better chance, being from the UK, that they would not be a fundie

a pirate with a peg leg

or

a pirate with a hook

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Postby black bart » Fri May 23, 2008 10:06 am

:wink:
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Postby Moral Minority » Fri May 23, 2008 4:29 pm

A pirate with a peg-leg. I don't want a hook where the sun ...

disregard that.


A furrie doing the CaramellDansen

or

Utada Hikaru?


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