TPAM is a moose-loving, bacon-eating, gun-hating, gay-marrying, zed-saying, nationalhealthcare-using, Celine Dion-worshpining, kraft Macaroni-guzzling Canuckistani.
I am a lawyer. Yes. We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect Union, establish justice. Insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure of the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity. God bless America
I am a liar. No. We the acid scarred bitches of history of evil and hypocrisy exalt criminals to office. Vietnam, El Salvador, Chile with lovely missiles, roaring bombs of the rich and the white and the pious and burn children and torture women. Forever and ever, amen. God bless America