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Postby black bart » Thu May 22, 2008 8:10 am

I don't know him well. He once asked me for some money to phone a friend so I gave him 10p and told him to phone all of them.

I suffer from scurvy and crabs but I am useful in a fight.
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Postby Zankou 2.0 » Thu May 22, 2008 8:15 am

TPAY is a delusional pirate who somehow got promoted to Moderator status ahead of me. He will be punished... :x


I am awesome. Awesome Awesome Awesome.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Thu May 22, 2008 8:18 am

Pay no attention to him. He suffers from a severe case of Canadian.

I am everything Zankou said I am, if you take away "delusional" and "who thinks he's a."
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Postby Zankou 2.0 » Thu May 22, 2008 8:23 am

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:Pay no attention to him. He suffers from a severe case of Canadian.

I am everything Zankou said I am, if you take away "delusional" and "who thinks he's a."


Which is to say, he is almost nothing at all :D .

I am so freaking awesome it hurts. Other people's eyes, that is.
--Zankou II

The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II


Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
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Postby Dr Dagger » Thu May 22, 2008 11:12 am

TPAM used to be conceited but now he's perfect.

I am very mad, quite intelligent and can be very annoying.

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Postby Moral Minority » Thu May 22, 2008 1:35 pm

TPAM is a complete geek, as evidented by the math joke in his avatar.

I am an educated foo' with money on mah mind, got mah pen in mah hand and the gleam in mah eye. I'm a lowdown gangsta, sad trippin' banger and mah homies is down so don't arouse mah anger.

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Postby Dr Dagger » Thu May 22, 2008 2:28 pm

TPAM is an uneducated fool with no money in his wallet, a steak knife in his hand and a murderous glint in his eye. He's a lowdown scumbag and says incoherent things so don't arouse his anger (unless you are on the internet and want a laugh)

I have some geekish tendencies but am generally OK.

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Postby Moral Minority » Fri May 23, 2008 4:36 pm

tpam is kawaii nee.


Wenn die anderen Mädchen sucht, konnt ich mich schon selbst befruchten. So bin ich dann auch nicht verzagt wenn einer zu mir "Fick dich" sagt.

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Postby Zankou 2.0 » Sat May 24, 2008 11:42 am

TPAM is a deranged European vegan who cannot decide who he wants to have sex with(or, altetrnatively, want s to have sex with everything) or why he won't eat meat. All the while, he kills thousands of bacteria everyday.


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The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II


Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
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Postby Moral Minority » Sat May 24, 2008 3:09 pm

TPAM is a moose-loving, bacon-eating, gun-hating, gay-marrying, zed-saying, nationalhealthcare-using, Celine Dion-worshpining, kraft Macaroni-guzzling Canuckistani.

I am a lawyer. Yes. We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect Union, establish justice. Insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure of the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity. God bless America
I am a liar. No. We the acid scarred bitches of history of evil and hypocrisy exalt criminals to office. Vietnam, El Salvador, Chile with lovely missiles, roaring bombs of the rich and the white and the pious and burn children and torture women. Forever and ever, amen. God bless America

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Re: Describe TPAY

Postby Zankou 2.0 » Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:14 pm

The person above me is legally insane.


I am easily dis....HEY LOOK A BUNNY I'MA CHASE THE BUNNY KTHXBYE!
--Zankou II

The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II


Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein

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Re: Describe TPAY

Postby Moral Minority » Fri Jun 06, 2008 7:01 am

TPAM has ADD.

I need to get away from this computer.

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Re: Describe TPAY

Postby Zankou 2.0 » Fri Jun 06, 2008 7:17 am

The person above me is a flaming bisexual. Literally. I set him on fire.


I, actually, have ADHD.
--Zankou II

The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II


Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein

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Re: Describe TPAY

Postby Moral Minority » Fri Jun 06, 2008 7:23 am

TPAM said something we already knew.

I killed god and became the übermensch.

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Re: Describe TPAY

Postby lordpunkmonk » Fri Jun 06, 2008 7:31 am

TPAM is a herb loving guy

I actualy have ADD
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