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Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Tue May 20, 2008 11:02 pm

Hello me darrlings !

It be high time I created a thread outside pirates , your Auntie is getting on in the centuries and can't get out so much .
How I love to gossip , since ye lot don't visit me so very often , I thought I go out and stroll about towne and start some gossip .

So I am asking " whatever happened to so and so " ? , ye give ye witty reply of which all of ye seem quite adept , then ask the next , " what ever h...?

Ye may also tell thee trewth as ye know wit .

WEHT Darth Zombie ?
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed May 21, 2008 1:38 am

Ah! A Mystery thread!

You see, Darth Zombie was sued for violating copyright laws by every evil Sith in the galaxy. They took him for all he was worth, and then some. He is now Darth Maul's bitch, living on Tattoine.

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Postby black bart on Wed May 21, 2008 6:07 am

They went to work for the King of the Pervs.

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Postby Rainswept on Wed May 21, 2008 8:22 am

He and Zankou dated for a while, but no one has spoken to him in months now.

WEHT politicians who wanted fewer laws, as opposed to more?
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Postby Dr Dagger on Wed May 21, 2008 9:29 am

There never were any.

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Postby farfalla on Wed May 21, 2008 9:47 am

he is off carousing with his brother, Fred

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Postby ken worley on Wed May 21, 2008 10:06 am

While showering, angry, bitter, and resentful over what was likely some jocular banter, you scrubbed too damn hard, and inserted it somewhere.

Look for a telltale bit of string hanging out, and tug.

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Postby Rainswept on Wed May 21, 2008 10:12 am

He and Grape Ape lived happily ever after.

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Postby ken worley on Wed May 21, 2008 10:23 am

It flew to russia, with love.


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Postby black bart on Wed May 21, 2008 10:32 am

It went UP in the world?

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Postby Rainswept on Wed May 21, 2008 10:41 am

Still performed each week in Vegas and at Universal Studios.

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Postby Taidje Khan on Wed May 21, 2008 2:47 pm

This guy sat down to write a script, but then he lost the book, and he doesn't want to buy another copy because after all, "It's around here somewhere."

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Postby Hqrsie on Wed May 21, 2008 2:54 pm

They appear on Springer

(Surprisingly enough, I got to see an actual freakshow last Halloween in Guelph. Even tho one of them hammered a 6 inch spike into his nose the grossest thing was one chugging a litre of Jager [their sponsor].)




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Postby Rainswept on Wed May 21, 2008 3:12 pm

He got drunk and fat and became Capt. Underpants.

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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Wed May 21, 2008 3:14 pm

"Equal" opportunity jobs laws caused them to lose wrok, since they weren't a visible minority.


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