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Postby pieces o'nine on Wed May 14, 2008 2:08 pm

Yarrr, Barrrtie, oi noticed that las' noight.

Hit seems that "a r r r" (wiv no spaces) 'as been replaced wiv "I have a huge secret crush on Cap!"

Now oi asks meself: who 'ere 'as thee power to set up sech a filter for their own hamyoosement hmmm? An' who 'ere 'as hadmitted t'setting sech filters in thee recent past? An' who 'ere moight be gettin' a bit o' theyre own backe?

This looks loike a job fer ye an Capn DaveL to sort owt. Hunless ye needs Detective Turtleholmes ter roun' up a few moar cloose an all...
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu May 15, 2008 1:03 am

Arrr.

Oi've solved it, mateys. Capellin 'as dun it, fer we angered 'er, an' she be a vengeful wench, lads.

No' much o' a mystery, iffen oi says so meself.
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Postby DaveL on Thu May 15, 2008 2:39 am

It be beyond my mere powers mateys. Also the announcement has been changed from 'unful your banners' to 'inappropriately touch your banners'
- definitely not my doing.

Cap be pranking us.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu May 15, 2008 2:46 am

This seem loike good toime fer a prank war, eh mateys?

PM me iffen ye 'ave any oideas.
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Solved

Postby black bart on Thu May 15, 2008 4:37 am

Detective Turtleholmes wrote:I have a huge secret crush on Cap!.

Oi've solved it, mateys. Capellin 'as dun it, fer we angered 'er, an' she be a vengeful wench, lads.

No' much o' a mystery, iffen oi says so meself.


Now don't go hangin an drawin an quarterin anyone til we at least gets the chance ta make em walk the plank!!!
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Postby DaveL on Thu May 15, 2008 5:24 am

YArrrr...

Oi know who be yer main prankin man for future operations!!
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headless

Postby black bart on Thu May 15, 2008 6:23 am

Gaaaarrrr...may yer head fall orf...

aaarrgh...it already has!
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Postby DaveL on Thu May 15, 2008 6:39 am

YArrrr...

Oi was pre-hemptin what Oi might look like after Cap catches up wif me.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu May 15, 2008 6:42 am

"Oh yes, oi would loike a slice o' DaveLensdale. The rump, iffen ye wood be so koind."
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Violin

Postby black bart on Mon May 19, 2008 7:36 am

May yer violin turn out not ta be a Stradivarius but a £15 one from Argos.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed May 21, 2008 4:04 am

Aargh, sodding pornbots!

Send 'em all te Davy Jones' Locker, oi say!

An Black Bart, may yer ship turn inna a Ford Prefect!
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Delete Delete

Postby black bart on Wed May 21, 2008 5:21 am

Aaaargh..it be Dave L's turn ta fumble wiv the delete button!
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Postby DaveL on Wed May 21, 2008 6:55 am

Ewwwww...

That was too much information! It be gone lads.
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Fumble

Postby black bart on Wed May 21, 2008 7:43 am

How long did ye fumble wiv it Dave? :wink:
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Postby DaveL on Wed May 21, 2008 7:46 am

YArrrr...

I hit the delete button, then forgot the blaggards name.

I saw a few pictures in there that wouldn't look outta place at Big Ron's sausage facility.
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