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Postby lordpunkmonk on Tue May 20, 2008 10:21 pm

describe the person above you and yourself as if to a new member
--LPM lord of the apocalypse
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Postby Rainswept on Tue May 20, 2008 10:36 pm

TPAM is a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit.

I am Wile E. Coyote, suuuper genius.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Postby EarthRise on Tue May 20, 2008 10:43 pm

The person above me has a way with words that makes one cringe. Fortunately, he is also a compulsive liar.

I am Darwin's mosquito, planting the parasites of science in the brains of creationists.
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
-Darwin
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed May 21, 2008 1:40 am

TPAM has a shiny new vagina, and can't help telling everybody about it.

I am this forum's resident mystery-solvin' turtle.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Postby Hqrsie on Wed May 21, 2008 1:46 am

TPAM not only has a terrific mystery solving scooby-doo van, but he's also got candy inside it.

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I'm a self-delusional ass who uses a moderately competent vocabulary to disguise half-formed opinions and cheesy, dry wit.
If only it were all so simple! If only there were evil people somewhere committing evil deeds, an it were necessary only to separate them from the rest of us and destroy them. But the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?
--Alexander Solzhenitsyn
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Wed May 21, 2008 6:55 am

The person above me is a pot-smokin' nerd who apparently has low self esteem issues. He also looks cool in front of a pirate flag.

I am awesome.
--Zankou II

The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed May 21, 2008 7:30 am

TPAM is a Canadian.
'Nuff said.

I am the katana-wielding superpower of modern times.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Postby lordpunkmonk on Wed May 21, 2008 7:07 pm

TPAM is a wannabe detective who stole rainswepts limelight

I am the lord of all punks and monks
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Postby Taidje Khan on Wed May 21, 2008 7:16 pm

TPAM is a worthy opponent and an even worthier ally. He performs magic tricks for children but is always chased off by paranoid parents and/or teachers. He tried switching to performing in front of adults, but he accidentally started in a Hell's Angels bar and ended up walking home with his teeth in his hand.

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Postby ken worley on Wed May 21, 2008 7:21 pm

TPAM has two "short-guy" complexes.



I am the last best hope for leading mankind out of idiocy.

And always improving...

I noted recently that I am being turned down for sex by a much higher caliber of females these days.
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Postby lordpunkmonk on Wed May 21, 2008 8:03 pm

TPAM is the biggest perv in the forums and was once turned on by pirate guys avatar of a female crab

I am everything and nothing at the same time
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu May 22, 2008 1:45 am

TPAM is nothing of the sort, just an existential moron.

I am Iron Man, du du du du du du du du doo du doooo!
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Postby Moral Minority on Thu May 22, 2008 4:30 am

TPAM is a redhead who gives me a boner in every occasion.

I am a being of questionable existence. I also like lettuce.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu May 22, 2008 4:47 am

I think I'm happy with your description of yourself. Let's go with that.

Just so you know, my hair isn't "fire truck red", it's more of an orange-y colour.

I am irresistible to both gender of human.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Thu May 22, 2008 6:38 am

TPAM is a delusional pirate who thinks he's a detective. His pastimes include turtle wax.


I am awesome. You will never find a more awesome hive of awe and awesomeness. You should be cautious.
--Zankou II

The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
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