Yarr , wuz a close call m8 .
Not ritely shore how oi escaped , oi fink Zank was doing so much squirming she got ictchy .
Soze wen Brenda lifted up her arm fer a scratch , dat be wen oi saw an opinin' and oi slidded owt .
Yarr doan nun ove ye be tellin' me Cap nows . Oi doan wan Cappie ta Bobbitize me .
Remembering St. John
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering times of innocence