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Postby Moral Minority on Sat Apr 19, 2008 9:41 am

tolkien, simply because of the awesomness of Hobit.

A hobit

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An orc?
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Postby Rainswept on Sat Apr 19, 2008 10:24 am

Gee, a big smelly monster who's likely to rip me apart, or a small, quiet person who won't take up much room in the booth with me...?

I choose orc. They could just smash the booth open.

Benji

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Lassie?
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Postby Taidje Khan on Sat Apr 19, 2008 10:33 am

God, I HATED Benji. Passionately. Lassie was cool, but Timmy needed to be kept on a leash or something. He was always falling down wells and stuff.

Mr. Hanky

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Towelie
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Postby Moral Minority on Sun Apr 20, 2008 6:39 am

Taidje Khan wrote:God, I HATED Benji. Passionately. Lassie was cool, but Timmy needed to be kept on a leash or something. He was always falling down wells and stuff.

Mr. Hanky

or

Towelie


Mr. hanky. He would take up less space.


A claustrophobic rabbit

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An antrophobic kitten.
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Postby lordpunkmonk on Sun May 18, 2008 7:16 pm

fixing my mess
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Postby Hqrsie on Sun May 18, 2008 7:22 pm

Moral Minority wrote:
Taidje Khan wrote:God, I HATED Benji. Passionately. Lassie was cool, but Timmy needed to be kept on a leash or something. He was always falling down wells and stuff.

Mr. Hanky

or

Towelie


Mr. hanky. He would take up less space.


A claustrophobic rabbit

or

An antrophobic kitten.


sorry, I'm still in awe that someone would rather share company with feces over anything that's generous with the green
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Postby farfalla on Mon May 19, 2008 9:53 pm

the rabbit - the small phone booth would keep him content, maybe

a muslim fanatic

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a christian fanatic
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Postby Hqrsie on Mon May 19, 2008 10:02 pm

farfalla wrote:the rabbit - the small phone booth would keep him content, maybe

a muslim fanatic

or

a christian fanatic


sorry, you were supposed to give a choice between two different things
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Postby Moral Minority on Tue May 20, 2008 2:26 am

farfalla wrote:the rabbit - the small phone booth would keep him content, maybe

a muslim fanatic

or

a christian fanatic


A Muslim fanatic. They use public baths so they are bound to stink less.

Friedrich Nietzsche

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Siddhartha Gotama?
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Bread

Postby black bart on Tue May 20, 2008 9:45 am

Yeah man I'd get in there with old Siddhartha man...and we'd listen to some like Bread man...yeah man like, Bread and Budha...

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Postby Rainswept on Tue May 20, 2008 10:07 am

Pirates, yarr.

3 hot naked members of the opposite sex who want to have sex with you right now, and then you'll never see them again

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3 hot naked members of the opposite sex who want to give you a full body massage that lasts an entire week?
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catch

Postby black bart on Tue May 20, 2008 10:08 am

That's the best set of choices ever posted...there has to be a catch.
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Postby Rainswept on Tue May 20, 2008 11:42 am

the catch is that you can only pick one.
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Massage

Postby black bart on Tue May 20, 2008 2:17 pm

I'll go for the massage...I've got a bit of a ache in my shoulder.

A months digging for the missing link with Cap in Africa (it's a strange phone box)

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A month with the missing link
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Re: Massage

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Tue May 20, 2008 2:43 pm

black bart wrote:I'll go for the massage...I've got a bit of a ache in my shoulder.

A months digging for the missing link with Cap in Africa (it's a strange phone box)

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A month with the missing link


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