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Pirate-y Wedding Vows

Postby Torteh Lini on Fri May 16, 2008 5:36 pm

This here is th' weddin' vows fer all who wish t' marry folks on th' high seas:

We be gathered here in th' presence o' th' FSM 'n these witnesses fer th' purpose o' unitin' in marriage: (names o' bride 'n groom). I remind ye both t' always remember that love, loyalty 'n understandin' are th' foundations o' a happy 'n endurin' ship. No other human ties be more tender 'n no other vows more important than those ye now assume. If ye both keep these vows, yer ship will always be filled wit' happiness.

Join hands now. Th' contract o' marriage be most solemn 'n ain't t' be boarded into lightly, but thoughtfully 'n seriously, 'n wit' a deep realization o' all its obligations 'n responsibilities.

(Name o' Groom), do ye loot this wench, (name o' Bride), t' be yer lawfully-wedded beauty? Do ye promise t' love 'n t' comfort her, t' honor her 'n t' keep her in sickness 'n in health, in prosperity 'n in adversity, 'n forsakin' all others, always be faithful t' her?

(Name o' Bride), do ye loot this scallywag, (name o' Groom), t' be yer lawfully-wedded ol' mate? Do ye promise t' love 'n t' comfort 'im, t' honor 'im 'n t' keep 'im in sickness 'n in health, in prosperity 'n adversity, 'n forsakin' all others, always be faithful t' 'im?

I, (name o' Groom) loot thee (name o' Bride), t' be me lawfully-wedded beauty, t' 'ave 'n t' hold from this day fore, fer better or fer worse, fer richer or fer poorer, in sickness 'n in health, t' love 'n t' cherish.

I, (name o' Bride) loot thee (name o' Groom), t' be me lawfully-wedded ol' mate, t' 'ave 'n t' hold from this day fore, fer better or fer worse, fer richer or fer poorer, in sickness 'n in health, t' love 'n t' cherish.

(T' Th' Groom) Place 'n hold th' rin' on th' rin' finger o' th' bride's left hand 'n repeat aft me; This rin' I thee give, in token 'n in pledge o' me constant faith 'n endurin' love. Wit' this rin' I thee wed.

(T' th' Bride) Place 'n hold th' rin' on th' rin' finger o' th' groom's left hand 'n repeat aft me; This rin' I thee give, in token 'n in pledge o' me constant faith 'n endurin' love. Wit' this rin', I thee wed.

Now that ye 'ave joined yourselves in solemn matrimony, may ye strive all o' th' rest o' yer lives t' meet this commitment wit' th' same love 'n devotion that ye both now possess. Wit' th' blessin' o' th' FSM 'n by virtue o' th' authority vested in me, I now pronounce that ye be ol' mate 'n beauty (married name). Ye may kiss th' bride now. Beauties 'n mateys, 'tis wit' pleasure that I present t' ye Cap'n 'n Wench (married name).
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Postby DaveL on Fri May 16, 2008 7:39 pm

YArrrrr...

Oi have done one of these in every Port of call matey. Oi thinks Oi'll become a good Mormon, ifs ever Oi become possessed wif that sorta stuff.
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Postby black bart on Mon May 19, 2008 6:20 am

Arrrr, wot a romantic noshun...To be married by Captain Cronan!

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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Mon May 19, 2008 6:28 am

Yarr , Tortee !

Me and me Cappie be making weeding planz shortlee .

Kin ye spare thee tyme ta witness ( an' doan ye tell no lies m8 ).

Rev. RR will be conductin' the cerealmony .

Oi be werkin' onna guess liss dis werry momint . Arr , that is , I Love Cap !
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Postby Torteh Lini on Mon May 19, 2008 5:26 pm

Sure, anythin' fer a feller Cap'n.

Kin yeh spar th' time t' tell meh who th' luckeh lass is, matey?
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Mon May 19, 2008 5:30 pm

Torteh Lini wrote:Sure, anythin' fer a feller Cap'n.

Kin yeh spar th' time t' tell meh who th' luckeh lass is, matey?


Why matey , thee blushin' bribe ta be iz nun uddarr den thee gubnoor ove Portsmuff , Cappie !
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Postby Torteh Lini on Mon May 19, 2008 5:39 pm

Ov curse, ah shulda known!

Any putenshial date fer th' weddin', bah chanse?
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Mon May 19, 2008 6:41 pm

She be takin 'care ove thee liddle detales an' sech .
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Postby Torteh Lini on Mon May 19, 2008 10:40 pm

Ah, I understan', mate.
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Postby DaveL on Mon May 19, 2008 10:42 pm

YArrrr..

Can Oi be best man? Oi probably won't get a gig as a bridesmaid on this one.
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Mon May 19, 2008 11:41 pm

We has ta get ye owy ove thee stocks foist , oi hasint found me armor yet so oi don't feel to safe ta brang up thee subject .
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Re: Pirate-y Wedding Vows

Postby black bart on Thu Jun 04, 2009 6:24 am

Arrr can I have this one Plaked for free matey?...I wishes ta send it to me dear ol mum in Aztec land:

There once was a Pirate from Nantucket
Who went to see in a Bucket
Where ye going we asked
As he floated on past
I'm off to Thailand and Phuket
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Re: Pirate-y Wedding Vows

Postby McVenWed on Thu Feb 03, 2011 2:16 am

This Pirate-y Wedding Vows is a new theme for a wedding but I think it is cool. Can someone help me how to have that theme in my soon to be wedding I hope my fiancée will agree. I hope that our parent may agree too it is a new experience to them too.
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Re: Pirate-y Wedding Vows

Postby DaveL on Mon Feb 07, 2011 7:18 am

Me an Bart can offishiate for ye. Just wait until we sober up a bit. We'll beeeee right wif ye hic, hic, hic
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