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How Many Have You Converted?

Postby Duke on Thu Oct 27, 2005 4:36 am

How many people have you converted? I converted 2 in my first day as a Pastafarian.
Pretty good, eh?
I am setting my sights on some more people.......


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Postby Enki on Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:58 pm

I've also converted at least two, and this is my first blessed day as a servant of the Noodly One!
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Postby Duke on Thu Oct 27, 2005 9:52 pm

Nice! This is my second day, and I converted 2 more. It is pretty easy. Here is a step-by-step instruction guide on how to convert a person.

1) Find an atheist or an agnostic with a sense of humor.
2)Show him/her the website, wikipedia arcticle, or unicylepedia acrticle, brochures, or some other media arcticle.
3)Collectively laugh your asses off.
4)There, you have a convert!!!


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen
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Postby StephyMerirosvo on Tue Nov 01, 2005 5:05 am

I convert every single physicist I meet... but they don't become active pastafarians :cry: WWFSMD?
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Postby Disco on Tue Nov 01, 2005 6:14 pm

I have converted alot. All of my friends know who the FSM is.
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Postby Duke on Tue Nov 01, 2005 6:16 pm

Disco wrote:I have converted alot. All of my friends know who the FSM is.


Ditto.


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--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen
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Postby Cannon_Fodder on Tue Nov 01, 2005 11:27 pm

Well, my girlfriend got me into the religion (me being a lazy agnostic) and so far I have only converted one of my friends, the others think that it is stupid (other friends = blasphemers with no sense of humour). I am now setting my sights on my tech teacher (he will fall!), and I have already put a pamphlet on his desk. I will print more out tomorrow, and I shall convert the non-beleivers (if you can't tell, I like brackets)!
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Postby Duke on Tue Nov 01, 2005 11:45 pm

Cannon_Fodder wrote:Well, my girlfriend got me into the religion (me being a lazy agnostic) and so far I have only converted one of my friends, the others think that it is stupid (other friends = blasphemers with no sense of humour). I am now setting my sights on my tech teacher (he will fall!), and I have already put a pamphlet on his desk. I will print more out tomorrow, and I shall convert the non-beleivers (if you can't tell, I like brackets)!


Yeah, some of my friends are lazy about it, and some don't have enough sense of humor.


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen
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Postby gryphonesse on Wed Nov 02, 2005 5:20 pm

pretty sure I've converted at least ten people...

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Postby ke_mikiao on Wed Nov 02, 2005 5:52 pm

do the three other voices in my head count? cause then i'd have 5.......


eh 1 friend w/ sense of humor and 1 teacher
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Postby Duke on Wed Nov 02, 2005 6:45 pm

Wait, voices in your head count? Then I have close to 100 converts!!! :wink:


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen
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Postby TyrantE on Thu Nov 03, 2005 1:41 pm

Five of my friends, my girlfriend, and my band's keyboardist's mother are now worshiping Pastafarians. :fsm2:
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Postby Duke on Thu Nov 03, 2005 1:55 pm

TyrantE wrote:Five of my friends, my girlfriend, and my band's keyboardist's mother are now worshiping Pastafarians. :fsm2:


My friends, my father, some of my teachers, the list goes on an on.


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen
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Postby Cholbrow on Fri Nov 04, 2005 3:22 am

3 people so far. A friend, my sister and a coworker. I hope to convert more now that my wwfsm hoody has arrived. I have tried converting christains with zero results. I will continue to try, if only for their sake.
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Postby StephyMerirosvo on Fri Nov 04, 2005 3:49 am

I finally got to really convert a fellow women physicist. And she is god damn active!!! Wooohooo!!!
Why do men seem not to react to this as much as we women do :( ?
(I must confess I have bad statistics though...)

You should have told before about the voices in our heads... But I've always though it was His voice so I didn't bother to convert the supreme being... You should hear that spaghetti voice, how nice!
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