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Brenda

Postby black bart on Mon May 19, 2008 5:45 am

Arrrgh, ere she comes Dave...

Ready all 50 of you men, lift her gently...

...and chuck Big Brenda at Dave L!

Splod...



Bugger, she only went four an half inches!
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Postby DaveL on Mon May 19, 2008 6:34 am

Just watch me pink dress yer blaggard. Oi just got it dry cleaned.
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Mon May 19, 2008 7:11 am

Harr !

Oi juss got a good wun in wiff thee side of beef ! A bit ove salt an sum pepparr corns will give us an entree wiff thee cabbages ( cabbages are very good fer ye m8's).
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Postby black bart on Mon May 19, 2008 7:23 am

I'm gona chuck me collecshun o Cabbage Patch dolls at im:

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Postby DaveL on Mon May 19, 2008 8:02 am

Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Bart you are incitin' hideous TV character war once again. How can I respond when I be locked in these bleedin stocks?
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Postby black bart on Mon May 19, 2008 8:56 am

Tee hee hee heeeeee!
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Mon May 19, 2008 9:07 am

Uh oh ,

Davy be in fer a ruff tyme , Thee Ragin' Queen be on thee horizen , sailing in fer thee war wiff fun n' games . Chow's shipmates bin affer yer butt fer two yeers .

Ye gonna git a bunch of cucumbarrs , bananas , sausages ' an weenies oi reckon .

Oi 'ope thay nay fergit the condommitts . Tharr already be a big bun fer all ta share .
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Postby PantyGnawer on Mon May 19, 2008 5:05 pm

Oi be chunckin Garbage Pail Kids at em, startin wit Shaggy Aggie!

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Postby DaveL on Tue May 20, 2008 12:17 am

WOOT

I have bin released.

Phew, anything but the Garbage Pail Kids!

I'm off to a remote island to change my identity, go into witness protection and weave baskets for a living.
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Postby PantyGnawer on Tue May 20, 2008 12:28 am

Damn! Oi ad a fermenting bucket uv fish ead stew that would ave been ready tomorrow.

Oh well, Oi guess oil just pour it in Zankous shoes.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue May 20, 2008 1:33 am

DaveL wrote:WOOT

I have bin released.

Phew, anything but the Garbage Pail Kids!

I'm off to a remote island to change my identity, go into witness protection and weave baskets for a living.

Jus remember, ye're welcome at moy oisland any toime. Jus' steer clear o' the cave on King Kong mountain. There be a weevil in there.
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Postby DaveL on Tue May 20, 2008 1:37 am

Arghh, ye be right. I'd be a dead give away in a pink dress anyway.
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Tue May 20, 2008 2:15 am

Wot how did ye git loose ? Oi asked me lady luv to keep yer there till ye beard be long enuff to weave rugs .

Oi must have mumbled a bit thru thee helmit .
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Brenda

Postby black bart on Tue May 20, 2008 4:30 am

Blaggard...I wuz goin ta ave one last chuck wiv Big Brenda! I was hoping for this effect (picture not to scale, Dave wouldn't actually be visable):

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Postby PantyGnawer on Tue May 20, 2008 4:37 am

Arrrr bart! We ave rules arund ere. Don't do Brenda whun the last guy is still trapped in er folds.

Tha proper etiquette is ta free tha last guy before ye gets it on.

Oi hescaped wif me loif but Zank and MWB may be gonners.
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