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Postby DaveL on Sun May 18, 2008 8:33 pm

Yarrrr...

Ok, I'm a cranky old blaggard. So there, throw cabbages at me and be done with it. The first throw of the cabbage shall be given to...

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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Sun May 18, 2008 8:39 pm

Yarr ye be !

Allus tyme me bin thinkin' ye anna Cap bin plottin' wun big elaborit gag onnus all !

Ye dun insult me woife fer reely and trooley !?!

PISTOLS AT DAWN !
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Postby PantyGnawer on Sun May 18, 2008 8:59 pm

Awwww shucks. Oi canna be mad at yer.

O'course Oi alsa canna pass up a chance tah throw rotten cabbages at sombody. Sooo.....

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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Sun May 18, 2008 9:06 pm

Oi got 'em wiff cottage cheese an' yogurt , 'he wuz larfing at me , sed et dint hurt nun .

Hehehe , 'is nostrills gonna hurt cumeth thee morn !
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Postby DaveL on Sun May 18, 2008 9:17 pm

Was that a cannon ball you put in that cabbage?
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sun May 18, 2008 9:25 pm

PracticalGuy wrote:Awwww shucks. Oi canna be mad at yer.


I can.

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Postby DaveL on Sun May 18, 2008 9:28 pm

*Dave hands Zankou 2.0, 5 more cabbages with cannon balls embedded*

Here yer go matey!
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sun May 18, 2008 9:31 pm

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Postby PantyGnawer on Sun May 18, 2008 10:13 pm

Oi thinks its only fair thats we gets tah chunk cabbages at Zankou as well. So ....


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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Sun May 18, 2008 10:28 pm

Oim gonna whack em onna cheeks wiff me whale blubber !
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Postby DaveL on Sun May 18, 2008 10:42 pm

I got a bit hot headed, when I couldn't workout who'd done what. So to those that I've hurt I apologise. It's hard keeping a lid on a large prank, especially when you don't know how to fix it. Lesson learnt

I'm a grumpy old bugger and I apologise.

Next Cabbage...
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Postby PantyGnawer on Sun May 18, 2008 11:00 pm

DaveL wrote:I got a bit hot headed, when I couldn't workout who'd done what. So to those that I've hurt I apologise. It's hard keeping a lid on a large prank, especially when you don't know how to fix it. Lesson learnt

I'm a grumpy old bugger and I apologise.

Next Cabbage...



Stop beating yerself up over this...

Let us take care of that!


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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Mon May 19, 2008 12:41 am

I brought some limbergarr cheese lads , this ought ta mix good wiff thee uddar stuff .
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon May 19, 2008 2:09 am

Aargh, oi hidden tomatoes in these cabbages.

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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Mon May 19, 2008 2:34 am

Why tank ye Turlehomes !

Uh be roight onherd !

Oi has me Happy Cappy fer et al . ( sorry Chow , ye snooze , ye lose )

Oi dun tickled her pink !

Oi gonna tickel her sum moor wen oi git back frum sea .

Do me a favor an' safe guard me key to thee chasiddy belt until oi be back will ye ?

Tanks m8 .
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