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Dark Humor Knitting

Postby Grey on Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:14 pm

It is! Take a look at it. http://tassiechat.com/about37.html
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Postby black bart on Wed Jun 28, 2006 7:50 am

Brilliant...I love the shark! You could always imagine it's someone nasty sticking out of his jaws!
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Postby St John the Blasphemist on Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:39 am

I like the siamese - err... conjoined teddy bears. While there's no gore involved, people would still look at them & have second thoughts about talking to me again.

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teddies

Postby black bart on Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:51 am

Two Teddies for the price of one! :D
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Postby Grey on Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:55 am

^^
I like the unicorn, myself.
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Postby Bob the Unbeliever on Wed Jun 28, 2006 3:24 pm

Grey wrote:^^
I like the unicorn, myself.


Was MY favorite one as well .... likely stems from the fact that I never, ever had a teddy bear until I reached adult-hood... <heh>
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Postby ke_mikiao on Thu Jun 29, 2006 10:17 am

c'mon.......bunny stuck thru with a carrot??? its hilarious
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Postby lordpunkmonk on Sun May 18, 2008 6:42 pm

I agree
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Re: Dark Humor Knitting

Postby Valanthe on Sun Oct 12, 2008 6:36 pm

WOW! I wonder if it's possible to find patterns for those pretty little toys...
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Re: Dark Humor Knitting

Postby Ubi Dubium on Sun Oct 12, 2008 9:51 pm

Pharyngula recently posted this:
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Re: Dark Humor Knitting

Postby black bart on Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:34 am

Aaarrgh..Tis a squashed Bilge Rat!
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Re: Dark Humor Knitting

Postby Valanthe on Tue Oct 14, 2008 1:01 am

'Tis a squashed and gutted bilge rat...cool.
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Re: Dark Humor Knitting

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Thu Oct 16, 2008 10:28 pm

is that blackish mass perhaps the, er, residue of its last meal? could it be the precursor of a "Fish-'ead Stoo-l"?
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Re: Dark Humor Knitting

Postby Valanthe on Fri Oct 17, 2008 12:55 am

Could be a liver...kinda hard to tell from the photo.
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Re: Dark Humor Knitting

Postby GreenRain22 on Mon Oct 20, 2008 5:13 pm

I want the tiger one. xD
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