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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Fri May 16, 2008 10:43 pm

Did you know that arr

And argh , even when it doesn't need it .
Oi 'ave 'er put on a pink tutu .
Remoine me ove Davel and Pigella on dare weddin day , when Cap dances abowt wid thee mop loike thet .
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Postby ken worley on Sun May 18, 2008 12:53 pm

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...That Van Morrison's Brown-eyed Girl was originally written as an poem, about a girl who'd introduced him to "greek" lovemaking?
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Postby Dr Dagger on Sun May 18, 2008 2:12 pm

Did you know?

...That we used to sing: shalala-lala-lala-lala-laladidah
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Postby Wawizzle on Sun May 18, 2008 2:13 pm

DYK

There are more plastic flamingos than real flamingos?
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Postby lordpunkmonk on Sun May 18, 2008 3:14 pm

Did you know

that everything in the world that looks brown is made in a vanilla flavor?
and DYK that I come in a rasberry flavor
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111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321
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Postby lordpunkmonk on Sun May 18, 2008 7:16 pm

fixing my mess
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Postby ken worley on Sun May 18, 2008 7:16 pm

Did you know:


That all Scottish people wear clothing made from the skins of murdered Ethiopian cripples?
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Brown

Postby black bart on Mon May 19, 2008 7:51 am

ken worley wrote:Did you know:


That all Scottish people wear clothing made from the skins of murdered Ethiopian cripples?


You are absolutely right, here is our Prime Minister Gordon Brown after a recent diplomatic mission to Ethiopia:

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It's just a coincidence that his name happens to be 'Brown'.
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Mon May 19, 2008 7:58 am

DYK

Thet DaveL is being pummeled inna food fight this very momint ?
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Kilt

Postby black bart on Mon May 19, 2008 9:24 am

Did You know that nothing is worn beneath the Kilt...

No...it's ALL in perfect working order! :wink:
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Postby ken worley on Mon May 19, 2008 9:31 am

Did you know.....

...That to remain in proper, safe working order, jokes need to have a 14-point inspection, and an oil change, every 3500 miles?
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Adrian's Wall

Postby black bart on Mon May 19, 2008 9:43 am

Undeterred by Ken's dig...

Did you know that the famous Scottish monument should have been called Adrian's Wall after Adrian McTavish the builder:

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...here he is on his 400th tea break.
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tight

Postby black bart on Tue May 20, 2008 9:28 am

Did you know that in Franglais you can say things like:

la waitress a porte ses jeans bin tight
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Postby Moral Minority on Tue May 20, 2008 3:10 pm

Did you know that Jews cannot repair showers.
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Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Tue May 20, 2008 4:24 pm

uh buoy ^
Ye Crows Nest be open fer business me dearies.
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