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Postby DaveL on Sat May 17, 2008 2:36 am

YArrrr...

Oi luv Zankou even more. He can scrub my latrine with a whale bone.
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Sat May 17, 2008 3:16 am

Foist he has to say , " arr "
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Postby ken worley on Sat May 17, 2008 8:20 am

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On the freeway, in bright daylight, at 70 MPH.....


Wait till there is a car in the lane to your right (left, if in england) being driven by a black man.

Look over at him, and when he looks back at you, affect a nervous look, reach across your seat, and snap the lock on your passenger door down.
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Sat May 17, 2008 4:19 pm

Mess up yer decks and say , Argh
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Postby Hqrsie on Sat May 17, 2008 5:28 pm

Go into a cafe wearing a tinfoil hat and ask nervously to see the ingredients list. Refuse to order anything because you "just need more time dammit"
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Sat May 17, 2008 6:35 pm

yarrrrrr, not doan nuffin but pining aweigh ...ye see....arrr
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Postby farfalla on Sat May 17, 2008 6:44 pm

(we certainly know what ^ does when he is bored)
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Postby Wawizzle on Sat May 17, 2008 7:29 pm

Do math problems. :wink:
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Postby Taidje Khan on Sat May 17, 2008 8:59 pm

I play "hide." What you do is, you go hide some place, and . . . You wait.
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Postby farfalla on Sat May 17, 2008 9:17 pm

I play "seek" - looking for someone who is not there
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat May 17, 2008 9:20 pm

I play "People-Watch", which can be quite entertaining.
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Postby Taidje Khan on Sat May 17, 2008 9:24 pm

OH! I knew that was you, you baldy-headed freak!
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Postby farfalla on Sat May 17, 2008 9:29 pm

I hang out in graveyards, reading the stones, making up stories about the lives they led
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Postby Taidje Khan on Sat May 17, 2008 9:32 pm

I kill small animals and eat 'em.
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Sat May 17, 2008 11:55 pm

Oi go to the head an' think about me cap.
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