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English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?

Quite so, dear chap.
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32%
Yeah, dude.
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ZOMG Lol I speek Inglish.
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No votes
No hablo Inglese.
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-oink oink-
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Arrghhhh... oi needs only one lingo and dat be poirate speek.
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Whatchu say, bitch? I'ma crammin' ma piece up yo crapper, you gay ass mothafucka!
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Pika pika chuu chu pika cu pika.
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Total votes : 19

English, mother......! Do you speak it?

Postby Moral Minority on Thu May 15, 2008 4:08 am

Well do you?
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Postby lordpunkmonk on Thu May 15, 2008 6:14 am

Hell yeah dude
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semaphore

Postby black bart on Fri May 16, 2008 8:14 am

I only do trouser semaphore:

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Postby PantyGnawer on Fri May 16, 2008 8:17 am

Ezekiel 25:17 ...
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Postby Wawizzle on Fri May 16, 2008 10:16 pm

No habla ingles.
“We are often hesitant to look at other faiths or to examine our own critically because we feel that, in doing so, we are being disloyal to our own deeply felt convictions. ... And yet our beliefs are not worth very much if they cannot stand up to any scrutiny.” -- James Livingston.
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Postby St John the Blasphemist on Sat May 17, 2008 2:15 am

You forgot to put gibberish in the choices.
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Postby Moral Minority on Sat May 17, 2008 4:02 am

Who crippled my thread name?
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Postby Rainswept on Sat May 17, 2008 12:27 pm

Me, sorry man. I don't mind if you swear, but people should know what they are in for instead of having it posted out where they must see it.

Notice I left if alone once you're in the thread.
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Postby Dr Dagger on Sat May 17, 2008 12:35 pm

Royale with cheese!
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Postby farfalla on Sat May 17, 2008 6:32 pm

^ :D your avatar, my mom (math teacher) would appreciate that (she would give partial credit because you showed your work)
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Postby Dr Dagger on Sat May 17, 2008 7:06 pm

Wow, I didn't think anyone would notice until at least five minutes after I changed it! By the way, this isn't mine. The answer is obviously 5.
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Postby Wawizzle on Sat May 17, 2008 7:28 pm

Dr Dagger wrote:Wow, I didn't think anyone would notice until at least five minutes after I changed it! By the way, this isn't mine. The answer is obviously 5.


The answer is actually 8.561 :D



I've seen even more little math answers like that. They are so funny.
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Postby Moral Minority on Sun May 18, 2008 4:10 am

Wawizzle wrote:
Dr Dagger wrote:Wow, I didn't think anyone would notice until at least five minutes after I changed it! By the way, this isn't mine. The answer is obviously 5.


The answer is actually 8.561 :D



I've seen even more little math answers like that. They are so funny.


Mate, tis an Egyptian triangle. Of course the answer is 5.
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Postby lordpunkmonk on Sun May 18, 2008 8:42 am

what does it matter what ethnicity it is you racist
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Postby Wawizzle on Sun May 18, 2008 2:16 pm

If it was a white triangle it'd be sipping tea and eating crumpets.

It makes all the difference!
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